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Given the ongoing shenanigans of what the FDA will/won't (get paid to) approve, this really wouldn't suprise me if it were true.
Ah, salmonella. The only thing yuckier than salmon. ...Or any seafood for that matter.
I hate fish!
"It's approved," [FDA Chief] Sundlof continued."Healthy, delicious salmonella is finally approved."
I <3 Onion
Why did it take them so long to get to this solution?
Love The Onion!
When we get sick, we'll barf together
You'll have painful diarrhea forever
And always feel the pain
Of puking up blood until the end
Now you're shitting more than ever
We'll still die together
Because we ate my salmonella...ella...ella...ella
eh...eh...eh...
Because we ate my salmonella...ella...ella...ella
I laughed out loud when I got to 'Nella Wafers.