Gee, What's More Expensive Than A Share Of Citibank?
Citibank's stock dipped to an all time low below $1 per share today — leading people to compile lists of things that are more expensive than a share of Citibank.
The Huffington Post (yeah, yeah) suggested: An episode of Family Guy on iTunes, Starbucks coffee, and a bag of peanut M&M's. (Dead animal free, we hope.)
What can you think of that costs more than a share of Citibank at its all-time low of $0.97?
We humbly suggest this $0.99 Taco Bell Debit Card Surcharge. Oh, wait. Never mind. It's .99 cents.

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@B: I'm thinking that's what they meant; there are a whole slew of things that are more expensive than $0.99, including but not limited to a Bugatti Veyron ($1.2M) or a small country.
@jchabotte: Wow, I wish I'd get an offer like that. Do you mind if I ask (approximately) how much her balance was?
@jchabotte: That's pretty surprising that they'd offer that, assuming you're current on you payments. If you do settle with them make sure that they're not leaving a negative mark on your credit. If they mark the account as "settled," any future lenders will see that and assume that you couldn't meet your obligations and had to settle the account for less. If it's Citi's idea, they better mark it as "paid in full."
@Josh Cramer: So credit card companies are raising rates, slashing available credit, and in general grounding our credit scores into the dirt at a time when it's almost impossible to secure new financing to manage our debt, but if they offer us a deal to settle our debts on their terms, we should say no thanks, it's out moral obligation to pay this balance, plus the 29% interest in full?
I'm curious as to what the balance was as well. I'm with citibank and have around 3,500 balance currently, at 9.99 interest.
@wgrune: Probably not, no. Citigroup is to big to fail because:
a. a ton of people own bonds/insurance/other contracts from them and we don't want to see these people screwed
b. a ton of people have bank accounts with them, and them crashing would make the FDIC be in deep trouble (they'd work it out, but it would be bad still)
c. they're interlocked in a whole bunch of other very complex ways with other parts of the economy.
None of these depend on the shareholders getting a dime.
If a big bailout comes, it will probably reduce the share price further, see fannie and freddie (each now under 50 cents a share)
@robotrevolution: No, you're thinking of credit. Debit surcharges happen all the time, usually with ATMs.
@howie_in_az: I think the game is think of what costs more than a share but not much more.
I'm hoping it dips to 19 cents so "a packet of sauce from McDonalds" can finally be a winner of something.
@Josh Cramer
You don't understand how this works. Credit card debt you owe to the bank is actually an asset as far as the bank is concerned. They lend you money that you pay back over time with interest (good for the bank, bad for you).
This American Life did a good show explaining this mess last weekend:
@Streblo: You could try living within your means. I highly doubt your credit card debt is from a small business you happen to run. ;)
@wgrune: Are you seriously asking a public forum for sound financial advice?
Listen, I have this great bridge in Texas for sale...
Go talk to a financial advisor. Seriously. Not about whether or not to buy Citi stock; about how NOT to invest.
@ wgrune
Buying Citibank now is akin to throwing your money away on powerball tickets. The truth is, Citi really doesn't have any "equity" left in its capital structure. The stockholders capital was loaned to people that will pay it back when...When Citi starts charging a reasonable interest rate with no traps on their credit cards.In other words,never.
Lots of people see this enormous edifice called Citicorp with its big,impressive buildings and expensive advertising and snappy logo and think that buying the stock means that they will get a piece of that action.In essence, Citi is now controlled by the United States Government and any other lender that loaned them money.They effectively owe so much money that they can never repay all of their obligations. (They have admitted as much by converting some loans to common shares and eliminating their dividend on those shares)
Just because they are a recognized name doesn't mean that they are worth anything. The market is screaming that they will eventually be worth zilch. It would be wise to listen. Good luck.
@enderx: Small business, no. My credit card debt is entirely the result of buying large televisions, fancy cellphones, designer clothes, crystal chandeliers and delicious chocolate bonbons.
And by large Tvs and fancy cellphones, I mean helping my brother pay for surgery to reattach a finger nearly lost in a kitchen accident at the resturaunt he worked for (and has no health insurance). Someday soon the owner will settle the cost with him... but the finger needed to be paid for.
And by designer clothes & crystal chandeliers, I mean college textbooks and emergency car repairs when the wiring started catching fire and I needed to get to work or be really, really broke while in school.
Delicious chocolates.... what can I say. I love delicious chocolates. I guess cutting out that $3 / month on snickers bars would have made all the difference.
It's really not nice to be so judgemental of other people's debt.
@oneandone: Gotta love the "Up on my high horse and lovin' it" crowd.
Lets get something straight, folks. There are certainly people out there who misused their credit. There are also respectable citizens who had nothing to fall back on in emergency situations. (not everyone has a rich relative to get an interest free loan from)
It's great if you could or can survive now without credit card debt. Good for you. It doesn't make you a better citizen or human being.
I was looking for a general answer, not sound financial advice I will cash my 401k in on. Thanks for being an ass though; that was helpful too.
@Josh Cramer: Really? People not paying off their credit card debt is a major reason that banks are in trouble?
And here I thought it had to do with credit default swaps, subprime mortgages, etc. Good to know it's just that people aren't paying their CC bills on time.
@CoarseLive: Yes, some other company will buy her loan so she'll just be writing the check to the new company rather than Citi

















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