Behold The 2009 Worst Company In America Bracket!
Your nominations are in and the teams have been seeded, all that's left to do is vote! Without further ado, the Official WCIA Committee would like to present... The 2009 Worst Company In America bracket!
The companies were nominated by you, the readers, and we did our best to seed them according to the number of nominations.

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Going to be tough between AIG (Begging money from the government to keep from failing, then frittering it away on vacations, bonuses and office decorations), Peanut Corp of America (salmonilla sandwich to kill more people anybody?) or Ticketmaster (No no, we don't have those tickets available, but try stubhub, our VERY OWN website where you can purchase the exact same ticket for 5 times the price sold by... whoops, us!)
We'll see. This should be interesting =)
AIG has an easy first round matchup, but watch out for Peanut Corp of America in the Sweet 16 - that could be an upset.
Walmart is a trendy pick to matchup with AIG in the elite 8, but could get some competition from Best Buy.
Ticketmaster has a cakewalk to the Final Four.
Comcast gets Directv in an ironic first round matchup, and should make the elite eight with ease.
General Motors could provide Comcast competition in the quarterfinal, however.
eBay Paypal should be in everyone's Elite 8, and I don't think Cicuit Shitty should be eligible - they're not a company anymore.
My Final Four: AIG, Ticketmaster, General Motors and eBay/Paypal.
Championship Game: "The Bailout Bowl" AIG vs. GM
@curtisawa: Pretty much every movie theater does this as well. A "convenience" fee is ridiculous, especially considering how much extra work it is.
@noone1569: If we're looking at the competition year then it was a company during the performance period, so it counts. :D
@courtarro: yeah I foresee an AIG vs. Peanut corp deathmatch in the semifinal on that bracket.
I just hope AIG doesn't completely steamroll this thing. I want competition!
@dragonfire81: EDIT: crap that can't be a semi final because they are only two brackets away. Sucky.
Companies which screw up the economy, like AIG and Citi, do cause deaths indirectly. Anytime you take money out of the system, cause people to lose their jobs, lose health care, increase their stress, etc., a certain number of people are going to die because of that.
Nonetheless it's hard for me not to bet on Peanut Corp., since they knowingly distributed a product that could kill people directly and quickly. Of course we don't really know if Peanut Corp. killed more people directly than Citi or AIG did indirectly.
On the other hand, if you want to look at it in terms of death caused, you have to consider United Healthcare a favorite.
If arrogance, pettiness, and generally having contempt for your customers turns out to be a major factor, then TicketMaster is going to the Final Four.
So that's my Final Four, I suppose: Citibank, AIG, United Healthcare, and Ticketmaster.
I do like someone's suggestion of the Federal Reserve. They ARE a private company, not a government entity, and they have behaved in horrible ways. However, among the companies that are included in the brackets, there is one thing that stands out to me. Only one company in the running has actually knowingly MURDERED citizens (Peanut Corp). That does kinda stand out, doesn't it?
Without numbers on the seedings here, it is hard to know what the Committee was thinking. AIG is clearly a #1 seed, but everything else is kind of a jumbled mess.
The bracket in the bottom right doesn't have a clear #1, for instance, while AIG's bracket has the Peanut Corporation, which obviously would be a #1 seed in any other bracket.
@Underpants Gnome: That policy, plus a pay increase for all employees, plus a bonus of free wallets made from the skins of more dead puppies.
Although it would still be close...
@ADismalScience: For making me feel bad at study groups in college. I looked like such a fool ordering the gourmet soda because I just don't like coffee.
*weeps quietly*






















AIG for the win :)