Ellen had the Hawaii chairs on her show for a few days last season.

BEST. EPISODES. EVER.

The treadmill bike is a joke, right?
Oh, god, I hope that's not a serious product.

Love the treadmill bike. Just get a fixed gear bike and then you either pedal or die.

Anybody buy any fitness things that actually work or are any good? If so, what are they?

HELP!!!! I'm too fat! Although I did take a twenty-minute walk today and do a little weight work. Yay for me! :)

What, the thigh master wasn't on there? Geez...that's a classic people. Plus it was more fun to see kids try to push the thing together and get bopped in the face when it got pushed too far together (okay, I admit it, I was one of those kids, along with my kid sister).

@HogwartsAlum: Just buy some free weights and some nice running shoes, and introduce yourself to the hellish (and effecitve) world of HIIT.

Link doesn't work for me. I "don't have permission" to access the site, apparently. :(

@MsAnthropy: Link farked for me, too.

Ratty: I'm tryin'! LOL!

Damn I wish the reply would work.

@B: I can't accept that it's real. I can't.

/OMG I CAN REPLY!!!

@HogwartsAlum: Hey, and trying is great. :)

Free weights, HIIT, and other cardio are going to be cheaper and more effective than any home gym equipment though, that's all I'm saying! And it'll be all for naught if your diet doesn't change to what is needed.

I didn't see the gut buster on there. Despite it being nothing but a humongous (and dangerous!) spring with pedals attached it was a hugely popular, and much copied fauxtness product.

I remember discovering just how dangerous one of these things could be when I was about 12 and couldn't resist the temptation to put my feet in my mom's 'stomach eliminator' and twist the spring like crazy.

I learned an important lesson about potential energey when the handles beat me in the shins repeatedly after I let go.

LOL. Consumerist got punked by the treadmill bike.

@HogwartsAlum: I personally love an elliptical machine, but it's pricey. Debbie Siever's does a great aerobics video series. She will kill you and if not, you will wish she had.

...and still they didnt cover that $14k thing that looks like a wheel chair they try to sell in the popular science every month...

@HogwartsAlum: Another vote for the elliptical machine (I use one at the gym). Really though Ratty is right on target. Free weights and comfy walking/running shoes. If you're not up to running yet, walk. Seriously. Just walk. Everywhere and anytime you can. Walk long distances if at all possible. 3, 4, 5 miles. Longer if feasible. Hiking is also great to get your heart rate and endurance up.

It's not the type of exercise machine that's important (so long as it's safe and really is an exercise machine). It's all about maintaining an active lifestyle and balanced diet.

The fact that one of the products sells itself for "spot reduction" should immediately tell you that it has no respect for the intelligence of its target market. =(

@HogwartsAlum: Sitting on a stabilizer ball while you sit at your desk really works your core over time. (But you need either a low desk or a tall ball ... or one of those fancy ball-chairs which I don't know if they're any good.)

I also had a little pedal machine under the desk for a while and only let myself surf the web if I was pedaling. That was a good one.

re: gliding disks
we found some of these at my YMCA when they were moving into the new facility, nobody knew wtf they were, so we gave them to the camp/afterschool group to use as frisbees, since they're soft and kids can't get hurt with them.
now i know what they are, and think they are better suited for use as kiddie frisbees

@SJActress: Indeed, they were quite funny.

@ HogwartsAlum 3rd vote for the elliptical. I also use it at the gym but I go to fitness 19 so it only costs me $9 a month for membership. Otherwise the best thing to do is what others already suggested walking combined with free weights and walking is free so you can't beat that. Just make sure you challenge yourself; going up hill, walking on different kinds of terrain, and slowly build up speed. The most important part is consistency once you stop it's really hard to get back in the swing of things.

I watched the Hawaii Chair commercial... wow, I almost thought it was a parody. "Use it at the computer! On the phone!" I seriously thought the person was going to drop the phone and get frustrated when trying to type... IF YOU CAN SIT, YOU CAN GET FIT!!!

Is the Treadmill Bike for real? Nice editing when trying to get it on the bus though. :p They cut away right as you saw that the thing was too big to fit into the door.

My great grandmother had one of those vibrating belt machines dominating one corner of her 70's-tastic living room. It always freaked me out a little.

@B: There are people laughing in the background during parts of the clip; I definitely think that it's a joke.

I love the fact that the person running on the bike is going considerably slower than if they were just running on the ground!

@Blinky987:
There is only one thing that has ever proved to be effective at spot reduction, its not a piece of equipment though it a trandsdermal supplement from a company called Avast Labs. Its called Lipoderm-Y, though they have a newer version called Napalm.

Those sliding disks work if you use them on a slick floor the same way you use one of these on any flat surface:

@rocketbear79: Forgot to finish my thought: Before I got a wheel I used to use those little disks you put under furniture legs to help them slide over carpet. Iron-cross style pushups are fun.

I'd like to know what orfice that slendertone bottom toner plugs into. I think the model is using it wrong.

workingclass Zer0: Yea... I was kinda wondering that too.

I will say, however... she has a pretty great body.

I've never heard of all but 2...

@ HogwartsAlum : pilates reformer. if you can get a hold of one on ebay, and if you have the room for it, buy one.

Did anyone see the Hawaii Chair on Ellen? Hilarious.

@Dafrety: And I managed to completely miss the first post.

@Jonbo298:

@Dafrety:

@B: It has to be a joke. But you can apparently buy one from here, although I'm guessing it's intended to just be a joke item.

@HogwartsAlum: The Wii Fit worked for me ...

my very first boyfriend's mother had one of those vibrating belt machines in her basement. i think it may have been part of the reason i stayed with him for an entire summer. it was AWESOME. didn't do a damn thing but shake, but still. Awesome.

I'll stick with my sledgehammer workout.

@B:

I believe it really exists. It appears to have been built by students at the University of Waterloo, considering the filing involved "uptown" (really downtown) Waterloo and the University of Waterloo campus. However, as a resident of the area, I can assure you I've never seen one, ever.

And I would also suggest the film is a tongue-in-cheek joke and that the thing will never actually be produced. University of Waterloo students build a *lot* of useless inventions. I get to hear about them on the local news every once in a while--some of them are neat, like the RC spy-hover-planes one guy is building for the military, but others are completely moronic (but I can't think of an example off the top of my head).

@HogwartsAlum: Rebounders are great when used properly. They had a short resurgence in the fad-exercise equipment department for a while so you can find some used stuff out there. I love mine.

Remember that infomercial or commercial for the Bodyslide? It was a piece of plastic and some nylon booties and you would slide to simulate skiing or skating?

I know I have one stashed in my parent's basement, I was thinking recently of digging it up.

If you have vinyl floors the cheap version is just to spray some furniture polish on the floor and wear some socks (but VERY dangerous).

As kids we also found that the family room coffee table plus furniture polish was also a good 'slideboard' surface.

Girly:
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One of my cats used to start running from the living room carpet and then drop her butt as she hit the vinyl kitchen floors and slide across. She would do this several times a day. She lived until she was 20, so maybe there is something to it (at least for cats)

The Slideboard was a great workout. I used it when I used to inline speedskate on rainy days so I could get a proper workout.
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The treadmill bike was featured on Make magazine's TV show. (which you can watch online).

I do think the P90x workouts do work, because they are actual difficult workout which require hard work, and a proper diet. They do not make ridiculous claims like "do this exercise for two minutes a week, and we will take 8 inches of your waist guaranteed!!!!"

@SJActress: The bright side of ever being laid off would be that I can once again watch Ellen. I miss college!

@SJActress: Attack of the Show did the same thing, except it was nerd-favorite Olivia Munn on the chair:

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The gliding discs work if you do it right. I took a class at my Y and had a firm booty in 6 weeks. *bounces a quarter off her tuchus*
You have no choice but to keep your abs and glutes tight or you'll fall into a split. I don't think frisbees would would work because they wouldn't respond to pressure to stop the slide like the foam on the bottom of the discs. Gym socks on a waxed floor might work though, and you can admire your tight butt in the floor's reflection!

@shepd: This thing was shown briefly on a recent episode of "The Doctors." It's apparently real. They were telling people to be careful if they use it. It looks like a device to use if you WANT to be injured.