Slap chop to the face! Vince Shlomi, aka the ShamWow Guy, aka You’re Gonna Love My Nuts, was “arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room,” reports the Smoking Gun.
Shlomi says the prostitute bit his tongue while kissing him, so he had to punch her to get her to let go. We guess that’s one of those things you learn in the real world, like how to survive a bear attack or how to fend off a shark. The police, however, say both of them were drunk, which sounds even more believable. The website reports that prosecutors decided not to file formal charges against either party this month.
“ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust” [The Smoking Gun] (Thanks to Maya!)
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Good for him. POS hooker obviously deserved the beatdown. This makes him even more awesome in my book.
GO VINCE!!!
I can’t believe no one has mentioned the weird jacket he was wearing in the mug shot
We all know that Billy Mays is very involved in some odd circles. Some gay friends keep saying that he’s a bear. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was.
@iantm: you say that like it’s a bad thing.
“Hi it’s Vince with the Slap Ho!”
lol…i wonder did he try to use the shamwow to wipe up all the blood
I still think he looks like Beavis.
“You following me here camera guy?, now watch as I punch this hooker in the mouth”
@BeFrugalNotCheap:
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Wait, the ShamWow guy is straight?
You following me Camera Guy? … guess so.
Judge: “Please state your name for the court.”
Defendant: “BILLY MAYS HERE FOR ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON!”
Good thing he had something on him to soak up all that blood.
well shit, at least she’s pretty attractive… he could’ve pulled an eddie murphy or something…
Do you think she was German because their good
No amount of shamwows can soak up all of tha shame….
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