just look on the corner of the freeway you'll see them walking up and down the median.

Um... Happy Valentines Day?

I would definitely investigate their competition. A competitor is the only one that could possible gain from something like this.

I bet the competitor will sell the roses today and even start sending ads to the customers in the computer.

@simplegreen: You're right on the money. They'll be pacing the corners at red lights, or like over here - setting up folding tables at street corners.

So The Grinch, having vanquished the spirit of Christmas into a bloody, commercial pulp, cackles maniacally and sets his scope on Saint Valentine and his cherubic sidekick, Cupid.

Too bad the store owner didn't leave behind his iPhone in the hopes that the thieves stole that as well. We'd get it back for him in under a day.
AFTER he subscribed to five years of Consumer Reports.

@Trai_Dep: was Valentines ever NOT a hallmark holiday?

Pretty convenient for the insurance money.

Hmm so my neighbors bouquet he bought his wife really was a robbery.

@Trai_Dep: That was excellent use of the word "Cherubic."

@Corporate_guy: Have you ever been to Louisville, Ohio? Not enough of a town to have two flower shops stay in business.

@Corporate_guy: It doesn't have to be a competitor. It could just be a thief with a really demanding wife.