Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Sh*t That Doesn't F*cking Work
Incidentally, we heard a rumor that certain employees of a certain organization that may... or may not... be known for testing products think this video is awesome.
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While it IS hilarious, check out the scroll at the bottom of the screen for additional funness!
I think they should call their next gadget a "fucking piece of shit" it would be worth paying extra for it. Even better they could call it the "fucking piece of shit 3000."
I like when he calls it a "fucking time vampire."
I'm so lining up to get one!
Oh, the dead-on accuracy. Sometimes I have a hard time telling The Onion apart from 'real news'. At least, they report on things the media won't touch, or manage to predict the future in some cases.
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A bit excessive on the swearing IMO, I get the point already :)
Oh man that was freakin' HYSTERICAL. I'm still giggling!!!
The excessive swearing by the oh-so-serious anchor was the best. And did you notice the thing at the end, "Still to come: McCain gears up for 2012 funeral." BWAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!
The deadpan profanity by the white-haired guy with the heavy gravitas just kills me. Everything in here is true and just a little too close to home.
(And yes, it'd be just as funny with Microsoft instead, incoming outraged PS3 fanboys.)
once again, the onion proves to be the most honest journalism on the planet :)
One of the funniest things I've come across in ages!
The "what the f*** is this?" billboard gave me the LOLz
Much needed. I loved the ads.
The Onion has been delivering some gold, lately. I laughed so hard at the Apple Invents Laptop With No Keyboard video. So funny!
This could have been farking hilarious if the swear words had been removed.
Even more farking hilarious would have been the line of geeks in front of BB tomorrow moring waiting to purchase the sheit.
And I didn't think it was possible to top Investigators Still Sorting Out Four-Hearse Crash. I think we can close the Internet now, the Onion's won it.
OMG! It reminded me of when I was hooking up my Tivo to a DVR back to the TV over a wireless home connection! Priceless.
The Apple laptop was awesome too! Yeah, Onion.
Funny. I have that exact switcher in my living room. It's made by TERK, not Sony.
@drjayphd: Doyle Redland is da bomb. I have the best 'radio' spot somewhere, I'll have to dig it out.
"Just buy this shit" ...if only real ads were this honest!
Was that WebTV? They still make those things? I remember paying $329 for mine back in '96.
It reminds me of the recent Consumerist post, "What Purchase do You Regret the Most".
That's just not right!!!! I LOVE IT just the same!!! rolf
I'm not even done watching it, and I'm wiping tears from my eyes from laughing so hard! This is the funniest thing I've see in years!
Sony: haven't purchased a Sony product in years. Don't plan to anytime in the near future. However, Sony Entertainment isn't just about movies, it's about Sony!
Just out of interest. How many of you have had a Sony device that didnt actually work?
Of all the companies I've found Sony to be of actual decent build quality.
I would complain that they are over priced and at times release some pretty weird and useless stuff....but then no one is making you buy them.
I'm not an Onion fan (indifference, not hate) but I found that fuc...uh, very funny.
The last piece of shi...uh, product that I bought from Sony was a CD-R player. Sony's attitude when the fuc...uh, lousy casing cracked a month after purchase was "customer abuse". Having the thing on my desk, never moving, and connected to the power supply and portable speakers is "abuse"? Never taking out or changing the CD in the player (600MB of MP3s) is "abuse"?
The attitude of Sony's "service" was as idiotic and annoying as Microshaft's attitude. Remember how "windows was not shut down properly" appears every time their POS OS crashes? The implication is that crashes are the user's fault, not a failure of the company or product.
@Corporate-Shill: farking? Considering your using a ridiculous replacement for a now common word, the intent remains the same. If I call you a mother farker, you still know that I am calling you a mother fucker. Does my intentional word replacement make it any less offensive? No. So quit using childish replacement terms, thats a bunch of bull spit.
That, was, simply fucking hilarious, really really funny shit there, that was, fuck me sideways
@YourTechSupport: I almost believed it when I was linked to the "interview" with RadioShacks CEO saying "I have no fucking clue how we're still in business". It was so believable, but luckily I saw the web address before falling for it.
@WraithSama: My friends mom came in and asked us if we saw Apple's new laptop that doesn't have a keyboard. I turn to her and say "someone's been reading The Onion", and she kept telling me it was real and she saw it on Apple's website till I pulled up the video.
That was some funny shit.
@Corporate-Shill: Nah, it was gold the way it is. Just like George Carlin wouldn't have been anywhere near as funny if he decided that cursing was bad for comedy.
Totally Awesome!!!
The "tri-fuckta" at 2:00 puts me on the floor.
Where can I buy one?