Snuggie Pub Crawl Attacks Chicago, Saturday April 18
In that strange hinterland between the awesome and the horrific, there will be a Snuggie pub-crawl in Chicago on Saturday April 18th. People in Snuggies - for the uninitiated, blankets with sleeves - will travel from bar to bar, leaving a trail of slaughtered pints in their wake. It's strictly BYOS, bring-your-own-Snuggie. All hail The Warm Bringer.
Snuggie Pub Crawl [Official Site]
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CHICAGO, April 18--Eighty hipsters were mistakenly arrested by the Chicago Police this evening in what a city spokesperson called "a case of mistaken identity." Members of a "Snuggie Pub Crawl" were incorrectly identified as members of an Idaho-based doomsday religious sect known as "? and the End Times." The Snuggies worn by the pub crawlers bore a striking resemblance to the robe-like garments worn by the cult.
@Eyebrows McGee: Please take pictures so we can ridicule them for buying a snuggie and paying $7.96 P&H per unit.
@ekthesy:
The Snuggies worn by the pub crawlers bore a striking resemblance to the robe-like garments worn by the cult.
Except the Snuggies are conveniently open in the back -- like a hospital gown.
@Connie Lee: no. Imagine a blanket you put from your neck to under your toes... but you can't get your hands out to do things... so it is a blanket with sleeve holes.
Or a super big flannel hospital gown!
Someone lives in the south! In New England, for example, it doesn't get warm until late May. :-)
@maztec: The snuggie is just a cheap ripoff of the slanket. the slanket is actually the size of a regular blanket with sleeves, and doesnt make you look like a cult member when you wear it.
@Charlotte Rae's Web: I only regret my decision to remain child-free once in a great while. This is one of those times.
It's not about smelling a newborn's head, watching those first steps, or taking the prom photos. No, it's all about the constant threat of mortifying embarrassment. This would bring me great joy.
@Connie Lee: They're like what Crocs did for footwear-- it's what you wear once you give up on trying to maintain your self-respect.
@gqcarrick: Which is what the international media will be doing. Do we really want the rest of the world laughing at us (again)??
@HRHKingFridayXX: If I had money I would fly to Chicago just to point and laugh. I have friends who have snuggies, and I laugh at them every time.
@zigziggityzoo: I'm pretty sure that, what with the white-hot Fuzzie flames burning within each participant, things will get pretty warm even if they were in the Antarctic.
@Eyebrows McGee: I'd advise camouflage to better blend in. 28 shopping days to go, Eyebrows!
And yes, pictures and live-blogging = heroicness
This is just dumb. Aside from the fact that their precious snuggies will be ruined (that fleece will pick up anything and everything), a number of people will probably go up in flames while smoking since that material is about as close as you can get to an oily rag. Also, they will look really, really stupid. When it comes to retarded things people should never wear outside of the home, snuggies are right up there with jelly shoes.
"When: Saturday, April 18th
The date has been changed from March 21st to allow for additional time for our guests to acquire their Snuggies™ and for the bars to prepare for our volume"
People are buying Snuggies just for this?? And there will be Snuggies in volume?????
I must be sure to stay away from the city that day.
@larrymac808: That's what my friends and I do with our Santa Pub Crawl. It happens about the same time every year, and in the same place, but we never announce to the bars that we are coming. It's much more fun to just do it and see how people react.
Personally, I find America's ability to laugh at itself is refreshing, but YMMV. :)






















I can understand doing this in, say, January, but April? That snuggie will be friggen WARM!