RyanAir Mighta Just Been Making Up Toilet Fee Idea
"Maybe O'Leary was just taking the piss this morning... Michael makes a lot of this stuff up as he goes along and while this has been discussed internally there are no immediate plans to introduce it," said a RyanAir spokesperson in response to the CEO announcing this morning they were thinking about having coin-operated lavatory doors onboard the aircraft.
Sky-high costs to use a toilet? [Reuters] (Thanks to Robert!) (Photo: curly_exp( l)osure)
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@Murph1908: Ryanair doesn't care about backlash. Just google "Ryanair complaints". They charge a fraction of what the Majors in Europe charge, so people will always get on their planes.
Are there any legal issues behind charging for the use of a bathroom on a flight? Regardless of the distance isn't illegal to block someone from eliminating* for the sake of making more money? You're stuck in a private flying company plane not in a public place like those public pay toilets. Is a company allowed to say "You do not have permission to eliminate unless you pay us"? And is that something they are allowed to remove from ticket prices? Smells like human rights violations, no?
*I have a dog in puppy school. They call his pooping eliminating.
@humphrmi: Last time I was in France, 1993, there were pay potties.... Might have changed since then. Boy, I haven't been on a good trip in a very long time, huh?
@Skeetz: It's a stupid idea and, as far as I can tell, couldn't possibly end well for them if they are/were serious about going forward with it, but I've always pictured human rights violations as something more substantial than someone choosing to take an airline flight with known restrictions.
Now, if the airline forces people onto the planes and tells them that work shall set them free, they've crossed the line.
@Murph1908: I don't disagree with you and I personally won't fly Ryanair when I'm in Europe, but that's what they are.
@Yossarian: That's the thing though.. people don't always read the fine print, they forget, their secretaries book cheap flights and forget to put the "pee change" in the bosses coat pocket.. and it sucks to have to think that way about washroom needs..
Your last point about work just made me think of the Flintstones.. all the passengers pedaling to keep the plane in the air.. heh
@Blueskylaw: Seriously, watch the original video. The look on his face alone when he realised that the interviewer thought he was serious was enough to convince me that he was not. [news.bbc.co.uk] - right around the 38 second mark.
@QADude: Ha! This reminds me of one of my favorite MadTV skits.
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What will airlines think of next .
"Basically Michael wakes up in the morning and is completely hungover from the nights bender, so you can't really trust anything he says until he has his first draft at around 1. Until then, you should basically ignore him because he's also not a morning person and tends to be a little grumpy. Thing is, you can't really trust him after about 1:30 because by then he'll be completely sloshed. If you can catch him between 1 and 1:30, you have a decent shot at getting some sort of credible statement out of him."
@edwardso: Only use them if you are an absolutely average traveler who packs light because they charge for pretty much everything else. And of course the customer service, which is non-existent.
Ah, the Irish sense of humor. I wonder if it'll still be there when their pax counts drop into the toilet.
They should be more careful and start applying a more professional appearance to what they do instead of being a bunch of jokers.
That's two strikes against them in a handful of days. Whats next, coin operated seats? Or maybe the air supply?















It certainly got them in the news.
RyanAir: The airline that doesn't charge you to use the toilet!