REALLY???

Didnt they learn anything after the Harry Potter vibrating broom fiasco.

I could never buy this for my daughter. When my conservative mom made a comment about alternate uses for the original Tickle Me Elmo I couldn't sleep for a month.

HAH! I predict there will be an xtube video within 3 hours of this toy hitting the market.

If you don't know what xtube is, don't google it at work, very, very, very NSFW

@Jim Topoleski: Seriously, like the next step in every toy's progression is apparently vibration. Next up: The Vibrating Knife and Fork Set!

I don't think there is anything that Elmo could say under those circumstances that wouldn't be hysterically funny.

I think it's a great toy!

Elmo has taught children many valuable lessons through the years.

Now they can learn the joys of masturbation with Elmo! It's the safest sex you can have.

@Jim Topoleski:

I liked the reviews on Amazon. "My daughter and her friends entertain themselves for hours with this toy!"

Isn't this basically a love glove ?

"Furries rejoice!"

Oh gee, I'm just ecstatic. >.>

But yes, he could become the next improvised self-love device of choice.

At least the makers of the gloves will be shaking all the way to the bank!

Oh dear.

I'm trying not to LOL at work because I don't want someone to ask me why I'm laughing!

@HogwartsAlum: Just tell them you were thinking of a joke you saw on an episode of Herman's Head.

These toy companies need to hire someone who's mind is perpetually in the gutter to review their products. It should be a high-paying job with a lot of benefits.

My resume is ready.

I'm shamefully, helplessly, therapy-needfully aroused over the concept.
Umm, the plush fur cleans easily, doesn't it? And does the hysterical laughing include new, adult-themed sound effects? And - gods please please please - a volume control?

@Jim Topoleski: Accio Orgasmica!

@Trai_Dep: Err, the gloves will be laughing with me, not at me, right?

@SirDanF: ...I'll be over here tweaking my resume.

@Jim Topoleski: I really don't want to get lewd, but...

How else will they get around the ban in Mississippi?

@Trai_Dep: Within 3 hours of this coming out, I expect to see at least an Instructable on how to mod them. The laughter is easy enough to remove, take out/short the speaker, depending on how it's wired, but we might get some really weird tweaks, such as different vibration patterns/intensity, custom "laughtones," etc. Shouldn't be too hard with a programmable micro controller. You may want to start dating an electronic engineer.

hahahahah..... omg i haven't laughed so hard in ages....
most abused toy.... excellent.... furries rejoice excellenter...

and those gloves are making me wet

@TVarmy: Wait. So my love interest will have to sit across the room, frantically conducting the multi-button remote to better sync the gloves' modded effects while I - err - lab-test it?
Geez, how did those kids living on the 1880s prairie manage? Maybe Pops is right: our generation is spoiled.

@SirDanF: Reminds me of a Sex in the City episode where someone was discussing "vibrators" vs "massagers" with Kim Cattrals character. A woman picked one up and said "This is a massager", and Kim retorts "Not if you mount it!".

High Ho, Silver!

@TVarmy: By putting a sticker on every single item in the adult store that says "for novelty use only." Trust me, I used to live there. It's the gospel truth!

@Closed captioning provided by Homerjay:

LOL! I loved that show!

@TVarmy: