EECB Over Xbox 360 Keeps Getting Bounced Back As Spam
Those wily Xbox 360 gremlins are at it again, and this time they're cracking Michael's game discs in little spokes along the inner ring of each disc. His customer service call went nowhere, naturally, so someone on the Penny Arcade forum where he posted his story suggested an Executive Email Carpet Bomb. The only problem is, it keeps getting sent back as spam.
Is this the latest stage in an EECB arms race, or is there something he's doing wrong to trigger the spam filter? Here's his email; what do you think is the problem?
Dear Sirs/Ma'ams,
I am writing to you to inform you that my Halo 3 Xbox 360 console, which I obtained around October of 2007, has begun cracking game discs that I put into it. So far, it has cracked 2 of my games, which are Halo 3 and Rock Band 2. It has begun to crack a third game, Fable 2. All 3 of these games have the same exact crack pattern, which I have detailed in this internet posting:
http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showpost.php?p=8809840&postcount=1
I have tried to get your customer support line to assist me in this manner, but they either stonewall me or deny the Xbox is capable of doing this. I keep my games in their boxes, and take care of them. This has started to happen over just the past couple of weeks. I cannot get your customer support line to even consider fixing my Xbox, let alone replace my games. Losing over 180$ worth of games because my Xbox decided to break them is not a fun idea. If I cannot get them replaced, I am not going to rebuy them just to have them broken again, and I am not going to spend money on another Xbox to replace a manufacturer defect. There is also the fact that I cannot buy a new Halo Xbox 360, as they were a limited run.
As a side effect of this, I can no longer play my hundreds of Rock Band DLC tracks, and cannot buy anymore without spending 60$ to replace the Rock Band 2 disc.
I look forward to a reply on this matter,
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That really sucks. I'd suggest that it may be because he has his Xbox in a vertical position, and to try and see if the problem still exacerbates with it in a horizontal position. This is probably being caused by the disc head being misaligned with the disc which is much more likely to happen with the disc in the horizontal position.
I don't know what to do about MS spurning your well written complaint letter, though. Just keep trying and good luck!
Emails with sir/ma'am or madam written in it tends to go to my junk folder on Gmail...even legit mail. (Although there aren't too many legit emails that I've received in my life that have the words "sir" or "madam" in them.)
Granted, that's Gmail. Most of the sir/madam emails are Nigerian scams, for me. Maybe they have a block for those words?
He is out of warranty, and this isn't a RRoD issue which has the 2 add'l years of coverage. It's not that surprising to me that customer service brushed him off.
It is kind of interesting to see that M$ has developed anti-EECB technology, although, this is what I'd always expect companies to do in response to EECB's: a sort of 'pre-emptive disarmament, if you will"
Good luck with round two.
If your efforts continue to fall flat, you might look into replacing the optical drive yourself, which is probably cheaper than replacing your console entirely. Also, check with the software publishers to see if they'll replace damaged disks for a fee. The only company I know of that does this/used to do this is Blizzard, who would exchange a bad disk for $10.
@ZekeSulastin: re #3, whoever touted EECB's as the "Solution to Everything?" They're useful, but only one tool in the box.
Along with the disc scratching problem, this is a known issue. And Microsoft has publicly stated there is no way their console could be doing this. Your only course of action is to spend another $20 to have a replacement disc sent. Seems like it has class action written all over it to me.
Agree on the URL. That raised a red flag just by my glance. I'm sure no executive wants to waste time reading over a forum post.
Include all the information in the email instead of giving links, and send it. If the attachment photos get kicked back, tell them that you'll gladly send them photos upon request in the email and try again.
@zentex: also, this could be from improperly removing them from the case.
I prolly shouldn't, but with games I play on a regular basis I just stack them on top the TV on a DVD box and stash the gamecase on the shelf. The games don't get messed up and are in easy reach.
@zentex: part of the power of EECB is that all the corporates high&low ranking can see that all the other execs got it too, and they probably shouldn't ignore these emails, especially if their boss got it.
I'd say it's the URL, but you said removing that still had it blocked. So back it's the word *crack* - maybe?
Or, it could be their filtering system blocking the email of many accounts on their domain at the same time from a free email provider. Many spambots send emails in bursts on the same domain. For example, a lot of my spam in gmail has like 10 other accounts on email. So it's likely that.
If you want, I could provide you with an email address on my domain that doesn't fit the "free email address provider" criteria. Just get in touch with me. If that doesn't work, then I have no idea what kind of strict settings they have set up.
This is strange. Suspected spam emails do not normally get returned to the sender. The spam filter just eats them and they disappear. The exception to this is if your whole mail server is black-listed for some reason. Then a bounce message is usually generated so those managing the blocked mail server can find out and can eventually fix the problem that got them blocked in the first place.
It would be odd for MS's spam filter to tell you, "hey we didn't like your spam email and we blocked it. Please try again to get past our spam filter." This is why spam is normally just delete by spam filters with no bounce message. That and it would generate another email out on the Internet for every spam message. (huge overhead, as spam accounts for about 90% of all email.) And there is no way to know the return address is good (in spam it almost certainly isn't) so the spam filter could end up spamming other innocent people with its bounce messages.
So I'm very suspicious that the email was even bounced back by MS as spam, as apposed to be bounced by his own mail server, or for some other technical reason.
I had to send an EECB this weekend to Microsoft and I didn't get a bounce back. I only sent my email to 3 execs (steveb@microsoft.com, khogan@microsoft.com, robbieb@microsoft.com) at Microsoft and 3 Execs at the Insurance company I'm dealing with and have yet to hear anything, but that's understandable considering I sent my email on a Saturday night and it's only 9:06am in Washington. I'm not sure which email addresses you tried to send to, but try the three I did and see if you get the bounce back.
@FyreWulff: It could be that you e-mail got blacklisted because of the initial e-mail tagged as spam. Try sending without URL from another e-mail account.
@John S. Kliemann: Except he didn't state that, not in the email nor thread. If he had a modified console, why would he be playing original discs?
I know emails I send to my buddy's work account get filtered out if something like Youtube is in the body of the email somewhere. Also - maybe send a separate email to each address? My yahoo account will even flag stuff as spam if the message is going to more than five people, even if it's a forward from a friend. You might want to paraphrase your post from the forum in the email if you can cut it down to a couple sentences.
Just some thoughts.
Here are some suggestions:
1. Change the subject to: "Assistance requested: customer service unresponsive to hardware failure" or something similar.
2. Address the email to the highest executive responsible for your issue (Balmer isn't going to help), and get rid of the "sir or madam" line. Your letter will carry more weight if you know who you're talking to.
3. Remove the URL. It's minutiae that execs won't care about, but you can share (only if necessary) with whoever they choose to help you.
4. Massage their pride a bit. Show them that you were happy, but that things have changed. You can still get your point across without beating them with a stick.
Here's a suggested rewrite:
I love my special edition Halo 3 Xbox 360; however, I've found evidence that the console may be damaging discs. I've exhausted every effort to resolve this through customer and technical support, and yet have no resolution. I'm confident that your assistance will aid me in obtaining service to repair my console.
I've owned my console since October 2007. I've noticed in the last two weeks that the Xbox appears to crack discs in the same pattern despite my efforts to care for them. I've spent hundreds of dollars on the games, accessories, and DLC which may be rendered worthless because of an apparent hardware failure. I expect that without repair the issue will continue, and I would lose additional money replacing the already broken discs.
Please assist me in arranging a repair for my console so I may continue to enjoy my games.
I do not wish for this to be my last experience with the Xbox, but I cannot afford to waste money knowing the problem will reoccur.
Thank you for your prompt reply.
@Knippschild: That's totally true. I know when emails with a hierarchy going in the CC list go around, people answer.
FyreWulff, how many people are you sending it to? If it's a big number, maybe try cutting it in half, or mix and match a some names and send separate messages?
Regarding Rock Band 2, you should phone EA about it (no, seriously - their phone support is okay, their email support sucks). I had someone tell me when I called about a similar issue that if I can provide a reference number from Microsoft that indicates their console caused the damage (not always possible, I know) they'll replace it at no charge.
Even if you can't do that, their out of warranty disc replacement program will get you a brand new copy of the game for (I believe) $20.
@John S. Kliemann: You mean the completely legal disc copy functionality of the new Xbox dashboard? Press Y on a game's info tile on the new dashboard and you can copy the game.
@dr1024: I thought it was strange that it did in fact tell me it was rejected, but I have both rejection emails stating that it bounced from MS's server due to "objectional language, attachments, or spam-like patterns"
@Razorgirl: As someone who has worked with spam filters, I can say that URLs can definitely trigger read flags; also definitely some sending domains. Try removing the URL.
The one bad thing about trying and failing repeated times is that every fail reinforces the spam score of the sending host.
I was going to say, maybe it has to do with his outgoing email server. Typically, smtp servers are flagged if they're untrusted.
Given that he uses gmail (or so claims his signature), I doubt that was the issue, unless he's using a personal smtp server (i.e. mail.personal-domain.com), but stating his email address is *@gmail.com.
As you can imagine, that doesn't jive well with spam filters.
@FyreWulff: Two possibilities:
1) Does your gmail address have anything obscene (or easily mistaken for obscene)?
2) Try changing 'assist' to 'help'-they may be reading 'ASSist' and blocking it.
@summerbee: That was my first thought. He should either figure out who he is emailing, send it to one email address at a time (copy and paste the same letter each time), and address them by name (Mr. Jones, Ms Smith) or just drop the intro and jump right into his story. If he doesn't know who he is writing to, the "sir/ma'am" doesn't help any, really.
The URL is probably also a problem. Summarize the story as part of the letter, and hold off on telling them you are bad-mouthing the company until they've really earned it.
@paladyn: I've resent the email, with the link removed (for the second time), and all instances of 'crack' changed to damage or variants thereof. I've also sent it to each person, one by one. About an hour later and I haven't gotten the spam warning.. yet.
Another thing he can try is "To Whom It May Concern," which is a formal way of addressing a letter when you're not sure of the gender of the recipients.




















Three guesses:
1) They're autoblocking the mass e-mail or freemail account
2) Maybe the forum URL?
3) What else did you expect to happen when you touted EECBs as the Solution to Everything? Do you really think they ask you first before they submit one?