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Thieves stole all the roses—400 of them—from an Ohio florist yesterday, as well as the vases, the decorations, and the computer. [Associated Press] (Photo: tillwe)
just look on the corner of the freeway you’ll see them walking up and down the median.
@simplegreen: You’re right on the money. They’ll be pacing the corners at red lights, or like over here – setting up folding tables at street corners.
Um… Happy Valentines Day?
I would definitely investigate their competition. A competitor is the only one that could possible gain from something like this.
I bet the competitor will sell the roses today and even start sending ads to the customers in the computer.
@Corporate_guy: Have you ever been to Louisville, Ohio? Not enough of a town to have two flower shops stay in business.
@Corporate_guy: It doesn’t have to be a competitor. It could just be a thief with a really demanding wife.
So The Grinch, having vanquished the spirit of Christmas into a bloody, commercial pulp, cackles maniacally and sets his scope on Saint Valentine and his cherubic sidekick, Cupid.
@Trai_Dep: was Valentines ever NOT a hallmark holiday?
@Trai_Dep: That was excellent use of the word “Cherubic.”
Too bad the store owner didn’t leave behind his iPhone in the hopes that the thieves stole that as well. We’d get it back for him in under a day.
AFTER he subscribed to five years of Consumer Reports.
Pretty convenient for the insurance money.
Hmm so my neighbors bouquet he bought his wife really was a robbery.
What a bunch of pricks!
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