Kellogg: "Please Don't Eat Our Peanut Butter Sandwich Crackers"
Can't make it to your local prison, hospital, or school cafeteria to get in on this year's peanut butter salmonella craze? Kellogg may have you covered at the nearest snack vending machine. The company has announced that it doesn't want anyone eating its Keebler and Austin brand peanut butter crackers right now while it investigates whether they're action packed with salmonella stowaways.
If you have any of sandwich crackers listed below, put them aside until Kellogg says otherwise. Or you can call 888-314-2060 to ask about a refund.
Toasted peanut butter sandwich crackers.
Peanut butter and jelly sandwich crackers.
Cheese and peanut butter sandwich crackers.
Peanut butter-chocolate sandwich crackers.
Note: there haven't been any reports of salmonella poisoning from Kellogg products yet. This is a precautionary measure while Kellogg investigates.
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For some reason I always picture some kind of fish paste spread when people say Salmonella. "Care for a little bit of salmonella on your sandwhich honey?" "Sure, and pass me a bit of salmonella, I'd like to spread a little on these crackers with cheese."
@SabreDC:
I know. . . I told him and he said he and the wife ate some already today. He said, "Should I tell her?" And I said, "I would wait until you get home!"
@tracilyns: Cheese crackers and peanut butter. Basically, Cheez-Its and peanut butter. They're pretty good in my opinion but I love Cheetos and peanut butter so maybe I am weird.
All the debate about "they're delicious" vs. "they're gross" aside, isn't it nice to see a company issue a warning earlier rather than later? So many of the stories here have been about companies covering up stuff like this until someone makes them come clean. At least this story is about a company being proactive and letting us know about the potential problem as they begin their investigation.
I use to when I had swimming at 6am. At five in the morning I'm too out of it to pack a snack. These are some of the least disgusting things in the vending machine.
@yankerosa: Yes, but it's really tasty highly processed packed crap. And plus they are like $1.50 for a pack of 8 where I live...which is a good deal when they are, you know, salmonella-free (usually!).
@discounteggroll: Yes followed by the good old too much demand and not enough supply trick. I better stock up and start selling for inflated prices on eBay...
@yankerosa: Who wastes their precious time typing all that out when "I AM BETTER THAN YOU" gets right to the point?
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I have been eating these for 2 days. I bought them a week ago at CVS because they were only a dollar per pack of eight. CVS... off loading tainted stock? Who knows? But still that is the last day of meetings that I neglect my precious internets. To top it off I just became sick, it better be the flu.
I still have one of the non eaten packages next to me... it looks tempting......
@yankerosa: I do. They are cheap, tasty and run abour $1.80 for 12. You can't beat that for a morning snack when you are pressed for time.
























Those things make me sick even without the added salmonella...