It's Midnight Somewhere...
It's New Year's Eve, and we have some drinking suggestions for you.
We'll start by saying that if you live in any of these cities (plus New Orleans), you probably don't need our advice.
- If you live and Japan and are disgusting, consider mixing your bourbon with, ugh, Yogurt Pepsi.
- For you whisky and water types: only use bottled water if you like strontium, fertilizer, and solvents.
- If you want to be awake at midnight, don't use Drank as a mixer.
- Our dearly departed Jay advises you not to drink Tharra, Russian aftershave, Thunderbird (whatever, it's delicious), Pruno, or Changaa.
- Don't worry about that weird stuff in your Vitamin Water, it's just mold.
- Don't splurge on vodka. It's all pretty much the same.
- If you're getting mixed drinks at a bar, watch out for the lemon wedges.
- When you wake up tomorrow, here's a handy way to gauge just how bad you should feel.
As for us, we'll be celebrating with on old friend while we still can...

Cheers to you; be safe and have a happy new year!
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Comments:
@katylostherart: I have to agree with you. In my experience, cheaper vodka equals worse hangover in the morning. Maybe you cannot taste the difference, while getting drunk, but you will feel the difference in the morning.
@verucalise: good luck with the quickie! YOU drink the sparks, give the kids the straight liquor. that should take care of them falling asleep. - kidding..... i would never follow my mom's example and dose the kids [she used benadryl though, not booze]
@katylostherart: Give me 10 shots of 10 different brands of Vodka, I'll tell you what all of them are by taste. I completely disagree with the vodka article. I think their taste tester must of had mouth cancer and had his tongue removed. And cheap vodka gives much worse morning-afters than expensive vodka.
@verucalise: Jeez, you just described my evening to a tee. Except I've already started drinking, just so I can make it through the garbage on TV until midnight. Gawd, I'm a loser.
@aaron8301: Still, red label Smirnoff is as good of vodka as anyone needs. $20 or therebouts for a 1.75l bottle. Anything more than that is wasted money, believe me. Especially if you're mixing it with tonic or orange juice.
@humphrmi: Trappist bear is so good. I usually buy a couple from Trader Joes, but didn't get a chance this year.
@geoffhazel: Earlier than that - there was also the "Gay '90s", as in 1890s. And as in gay-fun, not gay-gay. If that makes sense
@junkmail: ALL HAIL US LOSERS!! mu hahahahahaha......
P.S.- I woke up at 12:15am. Dangit all to hell.
@aaron8301: You should watch that episode of the Mythbusters, where they do the vodka testing blindfolded. They could line up the quality of vodka from worse to best just on taste alone.
@humphrmi:
Ahh, Chimay. My favorite! I've tried all 3 varieties, and love every one of them. There's a bar down the street that keeps it on tap most of the time.
You sir, have earned my admiration.
@katylostherart: I somewhat agree. While I don't see much of a difference in the brands above a certain level, a few swigs of Relska or Crystal Palace will put a hurtin' on you good the next morning.
@humphrmi: Chimay FTW!
I actually found a bar that serves it properly in the actual Chimay beer glass...
I find that 40 Below is a vodka worth the indulgance. Super clean, not that rubbing alcohol odor and taste.
Look in to it...it might just be fun!
















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