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Behold The Wunder Boner

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Let us share with you this horrifying, but comically named, fish deboning device.

That thing is brutally efficient. We wonder how many fish they had to go through to get those shots.

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Isn't the voiceover the guy from Dirty Jobs?

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Shouldn't it be Wunder DEboner?

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and yeah, that's Mike Rowe from dirty jobs. He used to do work for QVC.

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I'm sure his wife would like that, he doesn't look like he's in good shape.

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I've had a wunder boner before and the last thing I would want near it is a dead fish.

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That's what she said.

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Wunder Boner sounds a lot funnier than Wonder DeBoner. You don't stop and do a double take when you see a "Wonder Deboner" at the store, but you better believe if you saw the Wonder Boner you'd have to turn around and check it out.

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@nybiker: It does sound a bit like Mike Rowe.

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@nybiker: I am no expert, but in years of watching Discovery channel and hearing/seeing his work on QVC, I will 99% say that IS Mike Rowe.

This SHOULD come standard with any Butt-Out rectum plug tool: [www.google.com]

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It puts the fun into tearing the spines out of things. Yay!

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@Nick Van Duyn: That man is everywhere!

I was watching the View a few weeks ago-don't ask- and suddenly Mike Rowe poped up in a commercial for a local pharmacy.

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Favorite quote: "My wife would like that!" :D Way the fish crumples at the bottom and the complete spine left on the pole...disgusting. Then again, I don't like to eat fish. I'd probably feel the same if I visited a butchery. :)

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Hey, (accidentally?) naming your product after an engorged penis is one thing. But making an infomerical without a black and whiteclip of some hapless guy trying and failing to perform to debone a fish the old fashioned way, well, that's infomerical treason.

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I still have mine in the original box. In college my friends and I would laugh like kids when the commercial would come on, so I finally ordered one night after consuming too many beers.

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@Robobot: And this is all after he was a successful opera singer, too. That guy's been EVERYWHERE.

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@nybiker: It's DEFINITELY Mike Rowe. I'd know his rugged, sexy voice anywhere.

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"My wife would like one of those." lol

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If I've had one of these things for more than 4 hours, should I call a doctor or can I just apply for a refund?

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@nybiker: Good, I thought it was just me.

Mike Rowe rules.

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@MercuryPDX: I'm sure it's "Wunder Boner" for the obvious "ha ha we can say a naughty word and get away with it value" that the legendary "Pro Caulk" caulking tool also provides.

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@Circa 2009 _SteveDave: I'll have you know that the Butt-Out rectum plug tool was responsible for at least 90 minutes of my conversations with people tonight. I am dying to find a reason to post it.

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The thing is, it only works on fish up to 3lbs. So the fish in the first shots would be ineligible to get boned wunderously.

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@nybiker: NO NO NO. It's the guy from the ford F-150 commercials.

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And I can purchase a Wunder Boner...em...where? Cuz, uh, I really, really need one. Now. In fact, I've needed one something fierce for about the last two weeks.

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@aaron8301: Hah - are you trying to be funny?

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I'm so relieved they demonstrated this on a fish rather than its intended usage. Although I didn't realize the bris market was large enough to merit its own infomercial.

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@sven.kirk: I actually just laughed until I started to cry. I think it's because they just HAD to keep saying Titty Bear every 3 seconds and they were so serious about it.

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@SpiderJerusalem: Those guys look like they'll find a way to bone that fish anyway.

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Wait, I can have a Wunder Boner for only $19.95?

Does it mow lawns, too??

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@courtarro: i've noticed he tries (and fails) quite often.

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When reached for comment, Mr. Wunder was not amused.

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@keram2: Treason? More like well within infomercial law. I imagine treason against infomercials would be showing people easily doing the task the device is supposed to do.

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@Alex Chasick: Hopefully the people who do the "Head-On" ad campaign DON'T get this client.

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@Juliekins:
haha, I was wondering when someone would catch that

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I like the production quality. Their camcorder date stamped the video at the beginning.

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@nybiker:

HA!
That's just what I was thinking. And yes, I think he used to work at QVC.

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I wish i had a comment for this one!

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I'll take one Wunder and one tiddy Bear...and a lot of alone time...should I say more ?

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@nybiker: i can just see his face while he's trying to say Wunder Boner, take after take. Much like mine was while watching this thing.

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One of the local radio station's morning show got a lot of mileage out of the name of this thing one morning a 3 or 4 weeks ago. Just in time for Christmas! :D