"if you've got the balls.."
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"Get your space ass back here."

He's waiting for the sepia tones to transform into a less brooding, merrier posterized version.

What? Carey's posting here? I couldn't tell because his NAME isn't to the left here. Neither is Chris' or yours Alex. What's up with that?

Yes, I know he's returned but their names used to be there.

@Trai_Dep: Thats not sepia, its his skin color and he'd appreciate it if you wouldn't make fun.

Yay! Welcome back!

O Carey O Carey, wherefor art thou?

@ninjatoddler: "Wherefore" means WHY, not WHERE!

/anguished lit student

...wherefore do you torture me?

Where is the Consumerist flickr post?

OMG - this is the classic bait and switch that I've read so much about! I came here for fresh Carey, but instead, I get Alex and Carey reruns. I hope Consumer's Union is manning the phones on Sunday, because I'm going to be burning up their complaint lines with escalations to executive customer service until they wake drag Carey in here, kicking and screaming, to provide me the free edutainment that I deserve as a non-paying customer.

In the meantime, I shall cover my eyeballs so that you do not collect them, and I'll only click on the links half as hard so that my "impressions" as much softer to your advertisers.

GOOD DAY SIR!