Walmart: You Cannot Buy This Lamp Anywhere, So Just Give Up
We love Walmart's website. We really do. Here's a nice lamp that you can't buy. At all. Deal with it.
(Thanks, Evan!)
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@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: The $20 premium is for aisles that you can walk in, a decibel level that you can hear your shopping partner, and a checkout process that takes less than 30 minutes. Also, for actually having the item you need in stock.
@punkrawka: Fair enough...Unless you need something in hardware, garden, auto, tools, or basically anything else besides clothes, toys, or beauty. I'm shocked TGT even bothers with those things anymore.
@The Name's Ash78, Housewares: Or just go to Amazon and order it for $1-2 less and yay free shipping!
@apronk: I like the cut of your jib. And don't forget the old "deferred taxation."
I work tirelessly to keep track of all of my tax-free online purchases in order to pay my state by April 15, as I'm sure all the rest of you do, as well!
Looks like you can purchase the lamp now...
I took this screenshot just a minute ago:
[www.lintacious.com]
From this page:
[www.walmart.com]
((I didn't put in a zipcode to find my local stores))
@MeSoHornsby: Or just go to an employees house or yard sale. Maybe you can buy it there. It's entirely possible said places will have much Target stock in them anyway.
@skipjack: Yeah, as someone who works at a Walmart, I can tell you that find in store thing isn't always (read: never) accurate.
@morganlh85: Well the other sites like Best Buy, Target, etc on their website, if it is sold out then it is marked as sold out. These marking indicate that they still have them available but you can't buy them in stores or online.
@skipjack: yeah, if it is anything like the retail chain I used to work at, the online thing only says if they had any (even if its only 1) in stock as of close the day before. So if anyone has come in since midnight and bought it, then the computers won't show it until the following day. It REALLY sucks trying to explain that to an irate customer who just drove 30 mins...blah blah - you get the idea.
@StellaBella07: That's why i have a phone. There's no reason to get upset at a store clerk because somethings not in stock.
"I'm sorry sir, what you wanted was in stock 10 seconds before you asked, but i decided to sacrifice it to the heathen god oo ee oo ah ah. He was pleased, and now he has granted me my 15 minute break."
@midwestkel: Where does it say it's available. It says it's Not Sold in Stores and Not Sold Online. Sounds pretty unavailable to me.
What a coincidence. Last week my desk lamp quit working, so I went to WalMart's website to see if they had anything similar (a goose-neck fluorescent) they did (it was listed as being available in stores) and so I printed out the page and went down to the local store. Couldn't find one on display so asked an associate and he told me they have never carried that style before. Okay - found a different lamp and got it instead. I went back to the website today after reading this article and lo and behold you can't even FIND the lamp I was looking at last week! I guess they pulled everything that they don't *REALLY* offer?
@punkrawka: Forgot also, safe working conditions, health coverage for employees, non-sexist employment policies...the fact that they don't work their employees in the store overnight without asking them...
I consider Walmart a genetic wasteland. Every Walmart you go to has the same calibur people wandering around. If downtown Manhattan had a Walmart, if you went in on a Sunday you'd see groups of people 4 generations deep complete with the granny in the scooter that is more annoying than her whiny grandson and more dangerous than her son in his 15 year old Ford F150.
@lintacious: That's blue, not baby blue.
Look at the item name in the picture at the top of the article.
@silver-bolt: See the picture. It doesn't say "not available in store," it says "Not sold in stores", plural, as in any store.




















Guess I'll have to go to Target and buy it for $50.