Ah, the FS2000 carbine -- nothing makes you look more like some sort of cyber-warrior from the future than that thing.

Wow free beer and a deal on guns. Someone really wants us to celebrate the new year with style.

@Joewithay: At the rate the world is going, it might not be a bad idea!

Sylvania Blu-Ray player, new for $180 + s/h.

Tigerdirect.com

They're awful stingy at FNH. Requiring you to postmark the return form by 2008-01-15 instead of 2009-01-15, I'd imagine they're not going to have to pay many of those rebates out.

@Joewithay: Free beer, discount guns and a two-for-one buffet discount. All at Christmas. The only thing that's missing is the comedy "free gun rack with purchase" option.

Either way, redneck comedians like Larry the Cable Guy just got another year worth of crappy jokes to inflict upon us.

Too bad about the statewide beer deal exclusions...about 1/3 of the states and half the US population, give or take (CA, NJ, PA, etc etc).

Occasionally here in AL a beer company will do a FAR rebate deal (buy beer and a specific food) where the fine print will say "no beer purchase necessary in the following states," so we can legally claim the rebate without even making the beer purchase.

Becks's? What has it gots in it's bottleses? My preciousssssss? Tricksy consumeristssssss.

@mdmadph: You have to love the Bull-pup design.

Dang. No beer rebate in NC. Guess I'll have to keep sipping the Christmas moonshine ;)

I'm getting a 403 Forbidden error when I try to open the buffet coupon. Do I need to have a SlickDeals account to access that, or is everyone else having that problem?

@joshua70448: Ah, turns out they're checking referrers and blocking you if you don't go through the original thread. Here's a link to that thread:

[forums.slickdeals.net]

@Preyfar: What, you guys don't read Liquor N' Ammo magazine?

@zibby: Only while I'm saddling up to the buffet...

here's a deal i stumbled across the other day: [www.sonystyle.com]

new ps3 for as low as $249.99.

sign up for a sony credit card by 01/31/09 & purchase a ps3 on it thru sonystyle or a b&m merchant & you get a $150 credit card (which i'm assuming is a visa gift card).

you have to apply for the credit card, be approved & buy the ps3 on the card - if you're willing to jump thru all those hoops & you want a ps3, not too shabby of a deal.

@Joewithay: Whores, damn it. Where are the Morning Deals on whores?!

@Trai_Dep: Oh. Wait. It's Christmas Eve.
Whores wearing Santa caps.
There. Better.

Wish I could get the P90 (full auto and short barrel) for full Stargate SG1 authenticity. Stupid federal gun laws.

@Trai_Dep: Do they have a deal on Christmas Buttsecks?

@lawnmowerdeth: You'll shoot your eye out kid!

@zibby: There's a reason it's the ATF. Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. All we need is a corncob pipe deal.

@mac-phisto: Playstation 3 80GB for $212 shipped after Sony credit card/live credit
was on Morning Deals Monday. [consumerist.com]

Country Buffet? Count me in!

@TLD_GitEmSteveDave loves->★: Ta-Da!
American Spirit Cigarettes has two-coupon bundle available, for $20 total!
(requires sign-in, 18+ only)

The Internet™: We Make Sinning Easy.

@TLD_GitEmSteveDave loves->★: *cough* err...it was such a great deal i thought i'd mention it again?

yeeeaaaahh...i've been a little busy for a few days. my bad.