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Jones Bigass Truck Rental & Storage

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Jone's Bigass Truck Rental & Storage will let you store anything you please. He's got a weed-riddled cement lot he bought at auction for $1.00 and some trucks you can toss some shit in.

"You know you ain't going to use that printer? Why keep it at your house? Bring it down here to my house!...I'll store this motorcycle, in that van, for $10.99 a month!"

Give the man props for his showmanship and entrepreneurial skills

[via BitterWallet]


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With Monster Golf getting sued by Monster Cable, this guy better watch out or Bigass Fans is going to sue the living *&^$# out of him...

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Bradford Charles Meckel

i saw this the other day...not sure if it's real, but it's awesome!

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I love it!
"Do you know how big a bus is?"

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When I get home I'm sending in some Bad Boys Bail Bonds Commercials.


I'm a big fan.


Cuz your momma wants you home.

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BIG $ALE ON TRUCK(NUTZ)!!

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funny but not real. the guy is a stand-up comedian.

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@Farquar: I love those commercials! The sad thing? I live down the street from a Bad Boys Bail Bonds. Weirdly... my neighborhood is very safe.

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I still love the Montgomery Flea Market!

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@ospreyguy: If only there were some sort of similar retail structure with which to compare the flea market.... it is to dream.

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@ospreyguy: Damn, you tricked me into watching that again. Just when it was gone from my brain.

"It's just like...it's just like....a mini-mall !"

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Dude! I love that the entire basis of the cheap price is that he is drunk right now.

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@thewriteguy: Yeah, and he owns a place. it's so real. Really real.

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It's so real. Really real.

/Really, really real.

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@dakotad555: I just want to take a moment to say that we have a BigAss Fan in my warehouse at work (33' diameter) and it is a truly awesome thing. Very appropriately named. They are also a local company, and from what I've heard, equally awesome to work for.

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Is that Patrice O'Neil?

Quick, call before he sobers up!

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BTW, best line, "You ain't the Dukes of Hazzard".

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@sprocket79: It's like Carlin says, Why wouldn't you want a prison near you? It's not like criminals hang around them. And if they do escape, they certainly aren't going to stick around, they're going as far away as fast as they can!

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I still laugh everytime I see the trunkmonkey commercials...

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Lakeshore Theater is proud to present the one and only Mega-Comic Robert L Hines, fresh from his breakout viral video sensation playing Toby Jones in "Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage."

[www.lakeshoretheater.com]

Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage, Toby Jones, his likeness and anything associated, said or presented on the Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage video are copyrighted works of Big Dog Eat Child.

Big Dog Eat Child is a sketch comedy troupe from Alsip, Illinois. We do what SNL, MadTV and ShortCircutz do…except it's not on tv (yet).

Right now we're performing every week anywhere we can put our grimy mitts on.

[www.bigdogeatchild.com]

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Find me on them internets. Classic.

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I'm so convinced, I would pay to store an empty box just to meet that person.

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Is this the guy that voiced-over those "I'm the Juggernaut bitch" X-men cartoons? Sure sounds like him.


I'll store your stuff "cuz i'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"


lol

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If we are allowing fake commercials, then I have to give it to..

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@Ecks: okay that link doesn't seem to work :(

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@Phillip M. Vector: That was hilarious! Thanks for sharing.

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@ospreyguy: Wow, that gets annoying real fast!

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I want one of the shirts he's selling on the site!

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@Ixnayer: I was looking at that that is pretty cool shirt.....

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@scoosdad: Hey hey, you heard me, come shop!

NOOOOOOO! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! AGAIN!

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"You can find me on them internets" Lol, this guys hilarious, but does this stuff actually get on TV?

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You know it's got to be a joke when this video is in the "Related Videos" sidebar on Youtube:

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..And store it!

*SMASH*

L-O-freakin'-L

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That's a good idea. In a fairly soft climate that kind of entrepreneurship can work. shuddering, thinking of recent snowfalls and freezing temperature outside.

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@ospreyguy:
y'all are lucky, I live near Montgomery, AL and have to listen to this over and over and over.....

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@Ayleron: Isn't that the same actor from street fighter the later years?

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@lockdog: We have about 15 of those fans at work, they look mean as hell but they move a lot of air.

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@Eoghann: Now entering Trunk Monkey country.

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@calderon0311: Sounds like a great place to get rid of disposables you can't dispose of...

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@Darkkeyboard:
It's an ad for Robert L Hines New Years Eve performance at Lakeshore Theatre. Toby from BigAss is one of the best characters in his routine. Robert's show is one you don't want to miss.

AND NO, IT IS NOT REAL.

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@scoosdad: I just went down to the Lake Shore Theater for the first time last weekend, this was the funniest thing they had there, also it was the ONLY funny thing there that night.