Jones Bigass Truck Rental & Storage
Jone's Bigass Truck Rental & Storage will let you store anything you please. He's got a weed-riddled cement lot he bought at auction for $1.00 and some trucks you can toss some shit in.
"You know you ain't going to use that printer? Why keep it at your house? Bring it down here to my house!...I'll store this motorcycle, in that van, for $10.99 a month!"
Give the man props for his showmanship and entrepreneurial skills
[via BitterWallet]
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@Farquar: I love those commercials! The sad thing? I live down the street from a Bad Boys Bail Bonds. Weirdly... my neighborhood is very safe.
@ospreyguy: If only there were some sort of similar retail structure with which to compare the flea market.... it is to dream.
@ospreyguy: Damn, you tricked me into watching that again. Just when it was gone from my brain.
"It's just like...it's just like....a mini-mall !"
@dakotad555: I just want to take a moment to say that we have a BigAss Fan in my warehouse at work (33' diameter) and it is a truly awesome thing. Very appropriately named. They are also a local company, and from what I've heard, equally awesome to work for.
@sprocket79: It's like Carlin says, Why wouldn't you want a prison near you? It's not like criminals hang around them. And if they do escape, they certainly aren't going to stick around, they're going as far away as fast as they can!
Lakeshore Theater is proud to present the one and only Mega-Comic Robert L Hines, fresh from his breakout viral video sensation playing Toby Jones in "Jones Big Ass Truck Rental and Storage."
Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage, Toby Jones, his likeness and anything associated, said or presented on the Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage video are copyrighted works of Big Dog Eat Child.Big Dog Eat Child is a sketch comedy troupe from Alsip, Illinois. We do what SNL, MadTV and ShortCircutz do…except it's not on tv (yet).
Right now we're performing every week anywhere we can put our grimy mitts on.
@ospreyguy:
y'all are lucky, I live near Montgomery, AL and have to listen to this over and over and over.....
@lockdog: We have about 15 of those fans at work, they look mean as hell but they move a lot of air.
@Darkkeyboard:
It's an ad for Robert L Hines New Years Eve performance at Lakeshore Theatre. Toby from BigAss is one of the best characters in his routine. Robert's show is one you don't want to miss.
AND NO, IT IS NOT REAL.
@scoosdad: I just went down to the Lake Shore Theater for the first time last weekend, this was the funniest thing they had there, also it was the ONLY funny thing there that night.
"You know you ain't going to use that printer? Why keep it at your house? Bring it down here to my house!...I'll store this motorcycle, in that van, for $10.99 a month!"





















With Monster Golf getting sued by Monster Cable, this guy better watch out or Bigass Fans is going to sue the living *&^$# out of him...