Happy Thanksgiving!
Have a happy turkey day! We'll be too busy stuffing our face to make any posts unless we happen to fall across the keyboard in a tryptophanic haze. So if you see some that are all like al;sdkn;aj'lfdkknsm knamldmmmmmm gravy... you'll know what's up. Otherwise, don't buy anything Friday because it sucks out there and we'll see you Monday! Woo! (Photo: The Joy Of The Mundane)
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No Black Friday coverage this year?
I'm so mother-f'ing hungry for turkey right now. I can't wait till tomorrow.
Is the media going to go crazy and hype about "cyber Monday" again?
I have never found an online deal on Cyber Monday, at least for the past 2 years, however I have found deals on Thanksgiving day (online of course).
I want turkey....tasty as hell.
Happy Thanks giving everyone!
Happy Random Thursday to my fellow Non-USers
To all of those like me who will be working in retail on Friday, good luck ;)
I like turkey, but something about that picture is unsettling. Is that crispy thing an orifice? A neck? Or should we not ask?
I believe the photo is of a particularly bad case of penile syphilis.
Have a Tryptophantastic Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone. If you see a Native American person, don't shoot!
am i the only one who read
"Monday! Woo!"
as
"Monday! Woot!"
?
A moment of silences for the native people of North America. ...No dirty bird for me.
al;sdkn;aj'lfdkknsm knamldmmmmmm gravy
Ya know, the whole tryptophan thing is BS. You don't consume anywhere near an effective dose even on the most gluttonous of Thanksgivings.
@SMSDHubbard: Shhhh! Don't you know urban legends and celebrity news keep the masses occupied?
In other news: Nicole Kidman's secret stuffing recipe gives your Thanksgiving turkey a kick your guests will love!
im rockin the tofurky today. with copious amounts of ketchup, nontheless.
Here it is, almost 1pm on a Thanksgiving day, and I'm on the computer - going to the Consumerist website.
Oh, you savvy bastards and your crack-like postings. Just can't get enough of you.
Happy Thanksgiving, CONSUMERISTS!!
@MyPetFly: I sure hope that you are just making an observation and not working off of personal experience with that comment. ;)
@SMSDHubbard: Nobody wants to admit they ate so much they can't move, so just let us cling to a lie that makes us feel a little bit better, please.
cheddar cheese has more tryptophan per ounce than turkey. so a bacon and cheddar from arby's should theoretically knock you on your ass far worse than thanksgiving dinner.
either that or people are tired from eating 10 pounds of food while downing booze, then sitting in a comfortable chair.
Happy Thanksgiving Americans! You lucky bastards with you Black Friday and your low low prices on consumer goods that we Canadians don't get. Eat your turkey and laugh.
I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving!
I'm at work.... :P :'(
@humphrmi:
Nick Denton is only willing to pay for two blog posts a week until he sells consumerist.com to AIG for $84.00.
@SMSDHubbard: SHHH!! Thats my excuse for not helping to clean up! If anything we need to start spreading the rumor that tryptophan's effects on men is at least double that of women!!!
That picture is terrible.
@ngth: I used to work for Yahoo's Merchant support...cyber monday yay crashed the servers ALL of them like 3 or 4 times. Store owners were pissed off bitching about sueing yahoo cuz of the millions of dollars they were losing...at one point I asked one of them "Did you even read your terms of service?"
@kylo4: Don't you guys have a yay we're Canadian day or something when you eat ham and drink a lot of beer?
Is that fried turkey nostrils ?
Is it Monday yet?