McDonald's Sales Rise 8.2% In October As More Switch To Eating Crap

Good food costs more, so people are switching to eating less costly simulacrums of sustenance: McDonald’s same-store sales rose 8.2% in October. If you can’t afford to eat food, just eat “phood.”

McDonald’s same-store sales rise 8.2 percent [AP] (Photo: The Joy of The Mundane)