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Ultra Douche

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Walmart appears to be having some difficulty matching images to products. Or, then again, maybe they're not.

Bonus Hilarity: Summer's Eve Feminine Spray. [Best Week Ever] (Thanks, Eric!)

Attention, Walmart shoppers! This ad is for you! Woo hoo!

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I see nothing wrong at all with that listing!

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That is one of those things that are so funny, it doesn't matter if it is probably fake!

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I guess the second one is for those VERY "not-so-fresh" days.

And yeah, a guy dressed like that is a douche.

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Damn... Walmart really does sell everything don't they.

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If this is an Ultra Douche then what do you call this?

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All this is is Walmart left their image code exposed. If you look in the URL you'll see an IMGID=nnnnn field. You can replace this with any Image ID you like (found from a different product perhaps). So they're not really "fake", just an abuse of poor website design.

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Life could only be better if that's a photo of Ashton Kutcher.

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i really hope that pick wasn't photo shopped

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@MercuryPDX:

I was actually thinking that EXACT same thing.

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@no.no.notorious:

No, he's REALLY wearing that shirt with those pants.

You just can't make this stuff up!

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@EmperorOfCanada: Oh . . . I thought it was Ashton. Wishful thinking, I guess.

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As I mentioned in the previous post on this subject, when FARK discovered you could screw with the URL for hilarious results, they also discovered that any URL fabricated would also show up in searches.

I, for one, am sitting back and cackling madly.

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@Bauer22: As Demitri Martin would say, "Hair gel is used to identify douchebags from a distance."

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just change the image id in the url for hilarious results.

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@Bauer22:

I believe Mentholated Douche would suffice, for that smooth cool flavor

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@Bauer22:
... It looks like a head of lettuce.

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Now its a power washer LMAO!!! That'll clean ya up good *giggling*

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HA! How appropriate! I've met many douchebags that dress exactly like that.

#1.Abercrombie/American Eagle/etc. polo shirt = CHECK
#2.Cargo shorts = CHECK
#3.Flip flops = CHECK
#4.Vintage-looking baseball cap = CHECK
#5.Smug, self-satisfied, entitled attitude = CHECK PLUS PLUS

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@Bauer22: What if you have five collars?

Just asking!

Cheers!

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she's tough... she's a Canadian Lass!

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I think it's clear that he is a 'summer's eve' douche since he's wearing shorts and a polo. To be a 'winter's eve' douche he would need hipster, ripped up jeans, a vintage, form fitting t-shirt, and a Republic button down with top two buttons undone and half rolled sleeves.

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I've always wanted to know what the fuck is "summer's eve" and why would you want your vagina to smell like it?

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yeh that dude did like a douche on a summer's eve. I know that has been said here in different ways but honestly that was my first thought upon seeing this post and that pic. ;)

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i was thinking with Halloween coming up it must be a costume!

give walmart the benefit of the doubt here!

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@Bauer22: I was thinking how sad that girl looks just hugging on her douchey 4-popped collar man and looking all proud of his douchebaggery.

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think that will be my costume this year :)

I think that i will have to hang around a frat for a few week though... to let the douche rub off on me to really get the attitude right.

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I would hate to be the Model, he's labeled as an ultra douche

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@Angryrider: My apologies, this was a misclick. Please disregard.

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@Benguin: Because otherwise it smells like a vagina.

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@Bauer22: He needs one more to be really cool. Just sayin'.

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When I 1st saw this I thought they were just referring to his outfit 'cause he looks like a douche dressed like that ... lol

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Bahaha. This has improved my terribad day significantly. Thank you.

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That is my favorite halloween costume ad EVUH!! I guess they couldn't use Federline's name specifically, but we all get the idea :^)

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Looks like someone is ready to battle it out in a Douche Off!