Tiny Faces On Broccoli To Be Heartlessly Discontinued, As Will These Decapitated Heads On Jam Jars
The bloggers that noticed the "tiny faces on broccoli" and shared their discovery with the world (click here to catch up with the horror), have decided to do a little investigative journalism. They contacted the company that photoshopped the little faces onto their broccoli package and got a response. It seems that the tiny faces are a tradition that is now on the chopping block...

"Dear Mrs. Carrier:Thank you for contacting us concerning Cascadian Farm. We appreciate the opportunity to address this matter. Unfortunately, there is no one available for you to interview. However, I have included some information about the history behind the faces.
The tradition of hiding names or faces on Cascadian Farm packaging began over a dozen years ago. It was unspoken tribute by the package design department to the friends & family of Cascadian Farm. The faces won’t be included on our redesigned packaging.If you have any further questions or concerns, please let us know.
Sincerely,
Leah Giovanni
Consumer Services"
The also found some more faces on this jar of grape jam. We're sorry to see the horrifying little faces go. It's creepy, but it's sort of wonderful in a way.
WTF BROCCOLI PART DEUCE. [Bread & Honey]
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You know, this was a great marketing strategy. Especially with the frozen food. Instead of standing in the aisle trying to find the faces, you were more likely to buy it, take it home, use the veggies, and search the empty bag. This is like those placemats at diners where you have to find all the symbols in the ads, as it makes you read the ads. Look how popular Where's Waldo is. I would totally sit at the breakfast table looking for faces in the jar as I eat my toast and buttered roll.
@caveman1428: Well, look at the item title. Consumerist says it's "unacceptable food" if there's faces on it...
Can the blogosphere reverse an effect that the blogosphere created? Can we convince them to undo the redesign?
Write to them here:
[consumercontacts.generalmills.com]
Dear Cascadia Farms,
I was saddened to hear that you will be redesigning your product packaging so that it does not contain obscure faces. I've found these faces to be an intriguing and delightful tradition. Though they have only recently been discovered by the general public, they have quickly become a beloved, if quirky, icon of your product and are certainly drawing attention to your brand. Please reconsider this choice!
@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->: Reminds me of how painters of frescos & murals would sometimes add their friends & benefactors as background characters to the scene - or find a way to put their enemies into hell. Duomo in Florence is my favorite example: [www.burkepaterson.com]
@maztec: So do something about it! You can write to them just like the person who caused this did. See my post above yours.
@SkokieGuy: I agree. Seems like a shame to discontinue it.
Kind of reminds me of those "I Spy" games and books I used play with as kid. Just slightly creepier.
Sounds like they don't really know what to do with the emails requesting the heads back. I just got the standard form letter (email?) in response:
"Dear Ms. Hall:
Thank you for contacting Cascadian Farm. Your comments are important to us.
We are committed to making a difference in the lives of our consumers. As a result, we hold ourselves to the highest standards in everything we do, from advertising to food safety. Feedback such as yours is important to the nature of our business.
We appreciate your loyalty and the time you took to contact us. Please be assured that we will share your thoughts with the appropriate individuals.
Sincerely,
Amy Metzger"
@SkokieGuy: The benefit is killing a "tradition" that has been unknown to anybody outside the packaging design department and was getting a lot of attention on the internet. I'm sure management views this as a packaging error and will take appropriate action with the person who approved this and the individuals who contributed.
Food companies aren't exactly known for their sense of humor which is a shame since this generated a rather positive response on the internet. I for one would purchase their product just to hand it to my friends and say "see if you can find the faces on this package!" like some sort of Where's Waldo game...























I like the little faces...too bad. Cascadian Farms is in my hometown so we always bought this brand growing up.