LOL. The new CS mantra:

"I always deliver an excellent customer service experience every time so I have nothing to fear from any blogger."

(whistling past the graveyard, she is...)

"leggo my ego"

@discounteggroll:

LOL I was thinking the same thing.. Was the CS rep really really old? Just doing the job for benefits, like most retired folks do?

No it is the women in the photo silly. CS reps are an army of mass produced clones.

Somewhere, Ric Romero is smiling because he wasn't the last one to discover blogging.

Was she coming on to you too? It sounds kinda flirty.

Hey that girl in the picture is pretty hot! I think if I were Ben I'd be offended to be lumped into the same group as Perez Hilton.

ahahahahaha. Perez Hilton. I love how this dude/chic knows who perez hilton is. I only know because of my girlfriend, but thats just funny to me.

Ben "I'm kind of like Perez Hilton, but more about customer service" Popken
Has a role of your tongue feel to it

Ben - The Perez Hilton of Consumer Affairs.

Consumer Juice, Not From Concentrate

that's cute.

"So you are like Perez Hilton?" It would make my day to hear those words coming out of somebody's mouth.

I liked the part where she said "Your blogger mind tricks won't work on me" 10 seconds after learning what one is.

lol... that's pretty funny.

"So you are like Perez Hilton?"

Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES!"

Awesome. Thanks for sharing that.

I bet she went home after work and got straight online to Google "Ben Popken".

Very cute story. Also, I wish more reps could have that kind of confidence and purpose. I swear, they should incorporate bloggers like the Consumerist into their training materials:

"This is a 'blog.' It has the power to ruin a company's reputation amongst a cross section of the internet using public. Savvy consumers use these blogs *fingerquotes* to assess a company's value and service. Your job as a customer service rep in store, online, or over the phone, is to ensure you provide the best possible service, everytime, so you have nothing to fear from bloggers, ever."

I don't think I've ever heard anyone ever say "Heh" in an actual conversation.

No talk about orbitz is whole without a link to maddox. Hopefully I helped make it even more expensive! :-D

So how long before we get the pics of the companies with Ben's artistic additions to them, done in paint of course!

Is this a new thing among Customer Service agents? I got a new credit card the other day, and when my husband called to activate it, the CS agent tried to start up a little small talk about the weather while it was processing. I just felt sorry for the guy - he was obviously in the wrong job - but my husband just felt a little creeped out.

@muddgirl: @muddgirl:

I like it when CSR's actually try to make conversation. It brings the customer back into customer service. Makes it more human and friendly rather than the mechanical adversarial relationship consumers tend to have with CSR's.

Hahaha cute exchange.

Most customer service reps can't have a certain time limit of moments of silence. So either they can ask you pointless questions in that time or talk about random stuff.
I've worked recently for a few places, it sucks having to come up with something to chit chat over just because the computers take so long to do anything.

A blog is a business? I thought it was just some livejournal thing.

@drgmobile: Ditto. I love this!

@Guzzle-lean: Really?? I definitely have. It's usually an exhale of amusement.

Holy crap - I never thought I'd hear Perez Hilton and Ben Popken in the same sentence!

I'm not sure how I feel about this. *squints*

I'll get back to you...

@Ayo: I wondered if the pause was because she was looking up "blogger" and Perez Hilton was the first hit.

Good show, Mr. Popken. I listen to a lot of talk radio and star personality testimonial advertisements are rarely as subtle and genuine. A bit of consumer advice, however: I've noticed that if you use any of the travel search engines/booking agents (travelocity, orbitz, expedia, kayak, etc.), you can often save a couple dollars by booking through the airline offering the flight you're interested in. And of course, always book well in advance.

While "blogger" is getting more awareness, were I in Ben's shoes I would tell folk I was a columnist or reporter--->for an online magazine on consumer affairs--->called Consumerist.com. It's arguably more true than "blogger", and more people would understand it.

Or are you trying to legitimize blogging and bloggers into the world? Which is fair.

@PStanger: If they were clones of the woman in the photo, it might not be so bad.

@VA_White: Hehehe! I think we now have a new way to make little jokes towards Ben! ;)

My reaction to the words "Blog" and "Blogger"

1. Denial ("This buzzword will disappear, like 'Radical!' No need to fear!")
2. Hatred (I ****ING HATE THE WORD BLOG!)
3. Inevitable social conditioning ("Tonight at 5, a blogger on the news!")
4. The begrudging creation of a blog (First entry: "I hate blogs and nobody is going to care what I put here, because I don't care what other bloggers think... But I guess I'll make one anyway..." *Clickety Clackety Typeity Type*)
5. Find actual interesting blog ("Wow! I thought MY life was effed up! I hope he updates it again soon")
6. Learned Helplessness / Acceptance ("Mom! Why are you asking me about the baby? Don't you read my..... BLOOOOOOOG!?!?")

Having said that...

If I were on the order of a Gawker journalist, I would refer to myself as a Journalist, not a blogger.

@a_pink_poodle: I guess it depends on what you call a "Blog". I consider Consumerist.com "Journalism". But then, I'm just a rotten old curmudgeon that cringes at the creation of new words.

@muddgirl: It's their master trickery. See above: Jedi mind tricks.

@Mykro: And was subsequently highly disappointed to find out that she wasn't actually talking to someone 'like Perez Hilton." :)

@muddgirl: When I'm working customer service, I'm always chatting up with the customers. Granted, I'm a talkative guy, but people seem to like it for the most part. I think they like the fact that they're not talking to an android or such.

:D There's my laugh for the day.

@floraposte: Well, I had to go Google for him/it/whatever.

@Guzzle-lean: So you are like Paris Hilton?

@CaptainSemantics: I like a little bit of chattiness, but perhaps because I'm not that talkative, I don't like when they ask me about my day, the weather, etc. Last call I made to one of my CCs included the CSR asking, "So, are you working today?" (it was a Saturday). I didn't know what to say other than, "No..... but I assume you are." And then I felt awkward. Jedi mind tricks indeed.

@floraposte: My thought EXACTLY.

Aww, I think that story is charming.

"I always deliver an excellent customer service experience every time so I have nothing to fear from any blogger."

I'm so putting that on a T-shirt.

@oneandone:

I worked at a CC back in the day....small talk was a great way to "out" potential fraudsters..or even nervous relatives trying to pretend they're the cardholder. When you ask questions like "are you working today?," for all practical purposes, a fraudster assumes you already know the answer...but since they don't they get really nervous.

That and it's nice knowing you're not talking to MS Sam on the other end. As a matter of fact, one of our flight attendants was a 1-800-Contacts rep that did a great job handling a situation I had...her attitude towards the client was so great that we nearly begged her to come onboard!

It's a nice sign when pax take the time to write in good experiences with our crewmembers...

@shorty63136: Did you miss the one about the wardrobe malfunction when he was on TV?

@RedwoodFlyer: ...(hit enter too soon)...Turns out the shrink ray hit more than a pack of Yoplait!

(don't ban me Roz...it was a joke with no harm intended!)

I like this lady's confidence.