Ultra Douche

Walmart appears to be having some difficulty matching images to products. Or, then again, maybe they’re not.

Bonus Hilarity: Summer’s Eve Feminine Spray. [Best Week Ever] (Thanks, Eric!)

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  1. ForrestWhitakersLazyEye says:

    I see nothing wrong at all with that listing!

  2. AlteredBeast (blaming the OP one article at a time.) says:

    That is one of those things that are so funny, it doesn’t matter if it is probably fake!

  3. Franklin Comes Alive! says:

    I can’t stop giggling at this one.

  4. MyPetFly says:

    I guess the second one is for those VERY “not-so-fresh” days.

    And yeah, a guy dressed like that is a douche.

  5. socalrob of the 24 and a half century says:

    Damn… Walmart really does sell everything don’t they.

  6. Bauer22 says:

    If this is an Ultra Douche then what do you call this?

  7. SeeratAnubis says:

    All this is is Walmart left their image code exposed. If you look in the URL you’ll see an IMGID=nnnnn field. You can replace this with any Image ID you like (found from a different product perhaps). So they’re not really “fake”, just an abuse of poor website design.

  8. MercuryPDX says:

    Life could only be better if that’s a photo of Ashton Kutcher.

  9. no.no.notorious says:

    i really hope that pick wasn’t photo shopped

  10. juri squared says:

    As I mentioned in the previous post on this subject, when FARK discovered you could screw with the URL for hilarious results, they also discovered that any URL fabricated would also show up in searches.

    I, for one, am sitting back and cackling madly.

  11. cmdrsass says:

    just change the image id in the url for hilarious results.

  12. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot says:

    Now its a power washer LMAO!!! That’ll clean ya up good *giggling*

  13. kaylabear says:

    HA! How appropriate! I’ve met many douchebags that dress exactly like that.

    #1.Abercrombie/American Eagle/etc. polo shirt = CHECK
    #2.Cargo shorts = CHECK
    #3.Flip flops = CHECK
    #4.Vintage-looking baseball cap = CHECK
    #5.Smug, self-satisfied, entitled attitude = CHECK PLUS PLUS

  14. KhaiJB says:

    she’s tough… she’s a Canadian Lass!

  15. dakotad555 says:

    I think it’s clear that he is a ‘summer’s eve’ douche since he’s wearing shorts and a polo. To be a ‘winter’s eve’ douche he would need hipster, ripped up jeans, a vintage, form fitting t-shirt, and a Republic button down with top two buttons undone and half rolled sleeves.

  16. Benguin says:

    I’ve always wanted to know what the fuck is “summer’s eve” and why would you want your vagina to smell like it?

  17. gc3160thtuk says you got your humor in my sarcasm and you say you got your sarcasm in my humor says:

    yeh that dude did like a douche on a summer’s eve. I know that has been said here in different ways but honestly that was my first thought upon seeing this post and that pic. ;)

  18. endless says:

    i was thinking with Halloween coming up it must be a costume!

    give walmart the benefit of the doubt here!

  19. lodleader says:

    think that will be my costume this year :)

    I think that i will have to hang around a frat for a few week though… to let the douche rub off on me to really get the attitude right.

  20. Huabtais says:

    I would hate to be the Model, he’s labeled as an ultra douche

  21. Angryrider says:

    ctr, dch, wht’s th dffrnc?

  22. AMetamorphosis says:

    When I 1st saw this I thought they were just referring to his outfit ’cause he looks like a douche dressed like that … lol

  23. Decaye says:

    Bahaha. This has improved my terribad day significantly. Thank you.

  24. banmojo says:

    That is my favorite halloween costume ad EVUH!! I guess they couldn’t use Federline’s name specifically, but we all get the idea :^)

  25. Robobot says:

    Looks like someone is ready to battle it out in a Douche Off!