You don't have to be the Princess of Wales or a former president to have a classy cortege after you die. All you have to do is live somewhere near Kansas City. After all, you paid a lot of money for that casket, so as many people should see it as possible. [Final Ride] (Thanks to Andrew!)
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A funeral home near where my Mom retired also has one of these - "New England's Only" - as well as several other klassy options (scroll down for more):
Hmm, somewhere near Kansas City could be construed as almost to Denver.
Now I know what a cortege is.
They'll even take you by "your favorite watering hole". I'd like that. But since I am going to be cremated and my ashes put in a beer keg I'd only need a small beer truck vs a classy cortege.