When Things Get Crazy, Rumors Get Even Crazier
We received a tip today that Bank of America supposedly plans to close nearly all of its customers' credit cards on October 1st, but the only source we can find for this rumor is a single post at iReport.com, CNN's public journalism free-for-all. Everything else online that mentions this is traced back to that one short post. So, until we find out more, we're going to say this one is bunk—and a great example of how wild rumors can pop up during desperate times. (Thanks to Joseph!)
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@youbastid: Seconded, they increased mine by another $5k... gah! Like it was high enough already folks.
I heard a rumor that the United States Bullion Depository is moving out all of the gold reserves in armored train cars into a underground facility built during the cold war and that the operation is being personally supervised by Vice President Cheney. And that this is the real reason there are oil shortages in the South... because all the rail lines are being disrupted moving 10,000 metric tons of gold.
Hmm, BofA, the bank that even now is giving out (relatively) crazily high credit limits for the asking, and then increasing those pretty much anytime you like, just because you ask them nicely. The bank that sends us about 30 balance transfer/cash advance checks on a weekly basis, desperately trying to make us get into debt with them when we don't actually have any balances to transfer, and - what with not being certifiably insane and all - have no desire to take a cash advance on a credit card, ever.
I don't believe it for a second. BofA have evidently been exercising very little in the way of caution up until now, I can't quite see them turning around and acting in a way that would seem ultra-paranoid even for AmEx, never mind BofA.
I wouldn't be surprised to see them trim some of the uber-high credit lines they give out so routinely, though - were they to do that, it might actually be a sensible move on their part!
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode when the teachers went on strike. Bart and Milhouse went down to the bank and started a riot. To paraphrase:
Bart creates havoc at a bank, calling out "What do you mean, the bank is out of money?", "Insolvent?!", and "You only have enough cash for the next three customers?" Everyone panics and rushes the glass, demanding an explanation. A Jimmy Stewart-like bank manager stammers, "I don't have your money here. It's at Bill's house and Fred's house!" A fight breaks out.
I heard a rumor that the real reason Senator McCain wanted to delay the first debate was because Mississippi and some other states were having talks about seceding from the United States and refusing to honor the 14th Amendment until the federal government made each regional reserve bank independently solvent.
And McCain was worried that if he was in Mississippi during the secession, then he might not be able to travel back into Washington in time for the election and would therefore be considered flectere si nequeo, absent from American soil and therefore ineligible for election.
@Git Em SteveDave loves this guy-->: Great line, and I remember Superintendent Chalmers punching some guy out during that fight.
@ratattak: You'd have to pay it back along with whatever the interest rate is set by your agreement (which is tied to the prime rate, so the actual number could change). The only change for you would be you couldn't charge any new debt.
@B:
I just called up BoA. They said it was a speculation "the telephone game" incident. and it is untrue. We shall find out in 2days...
I heard a rumor that Sergey Brin and Larry Page have been seen at the White House every day since last Wednesday. The federal government is asking Google to "disrupt" the internet temporarily in order to delay consumers and business from doing financial transactions, ostensibly to give the Treasury Department sufficient time to resolve the current crisis.
In return Google will be given the right to process all domestic financial transactions. And to make sure that the public does not object, Brin is insisting that that no one announce the plan until 1/21/09, the day after the next President is sworn in.
Im sure during all this mixup, the one thing that WONT be forgotten is how much money we all owe...
common sense, ethics, "the right thing" are all fair game though...
also, I am glad the solution to the banks lending money to people who can't pay it back (but might in the future...) isn't the government lending money to banks who can't pay it back (but might in the future...)
I call shenanigans.
Phishing? or... RUMOR!
I'm sure they have enough people flat out defaulting on their credit cards right now to not be wasting time calling on current accounts.
ps: I heard we're all going to die
pps: On the moon.
@wagnerism: But we are all going to die. Possibly not all of us will be on the moon at the times of our several deaths.
Banks are not run by panicking 10 year olds (i hope). BoA is not about to close profitable accounts. They may however re-evaluate credit limits and future granting of credit.
It's like all these people saying "oh its going to be hard to get car loans etc." its just people spouting junk. Yes they are going to cut back on the riskiest borrowers, but anyone with half-decent credit is going to be OK. Only anecdotal evidence, but I got a car loan last Saturday and approved no problems and thats with an average credit score and not much down...
"Banks are not run by panicking 10 year olds (i hope)." No they where ran by greedy evil assholes who have ruined the entire world economy at this point while the lot of them dived out of there and are on their way to various tropical islands free of getting their piggybanks broken and free of any guilt they have at ruining millions of peoples lives.
They only left the panicking 10 year olds to pick up their masters messes while the public tries to hang them.
Same thing we found in May (admittedly, things are a lot different now to how they were in May, but still) when we bought our house. All we heard, from all directions, was about how impossible it was to get a mortgage, how lenders weren't lending, how only those with the most stellar of credit and enormous down payments would even be considered, and even then, with a really bad rate.
And here we are with our 6.1% 30 year fixed mortgage, obtained with fair-to-middling credit and a relatively small down payment. If I'd believed everything I was hearing/being told, we'd never even have tried.
That said, of course lenders are getting more picky about who they lend to, and how much they lend - which is a good thing, up to a point. Lending to anyone and everyone, regardless of whether they have a hope of paying it back, is clearly a bad thing - actually using the kind of lending standards that should have been there in the first place is not.
I can see why Bank of America would want to cut credit lines (not just close all the existing cards, but severely cut back people's available credit) - they offer some of the hugest credit lines out there, totally out of whack with an individual's annual income (of which I believe they rarely ask for proof in any case) - in the not-so-distant past, anyone with a bit of equity in their home and a HELOC had no need to run up credit card bills they couldn't pay. Not quite the same now, and any bank that's offering people the ability to go out and charge 50% of their salary on a credit card if they so desire, with no means of paying it back, well...
I know many of you feel concerned about the rumor. So I have a solution for those of you who are convinced the world is ending:
1. Withdraw all your money immediately.
2. Mail it to me for safekeeping.
3. Wait until the economy comes back. I promise I'll keep your money safe, just like all the big banks do.
Er...I guess that's not quite a selling point...
People are ridiculous.
@twophrasebark: I heard there are actually 3 trains, so nobody knows which train the gold is on. Except mark wahlberg measured the ride height of all the trains, and figured it out, and is now planning an elaborate heist.
It was on TBS, so it must be true!
@Meiran: Credit cards don't work that way. If they close your account, you still have to pay off the debt.
@masonreloaded: well, actually i think that thing about getting car loans is somewhat true. here's a link to a recent story --> [money.cnn.com]
Almost all auto dealers recently surveyed by the industry newspaper Automotive News said they were having a harder time finding loans for customers with poor credit. About 60 percent said they having more trouble getting financing even for customers with good credit. [emphasis added]
this piece i heard on NPR today --> [www.npr.org] was quite interesting. it's talking about how the breakdown of the commercial paper market has caused a lot of problems with businesses throughout the country. one of the interviewees is a dealership owner who says he had to partially underwrite a loan for a customer with good credit - he had to agree to pay the first $3200 lost in the event of a repo!
sure, people can still buy houses & people can still buy cars & people can still get credit cards, but the number of people has slowed to a drip - partially due to the tightening of credit standards, partially due to us all sitting the fence until we're a little more certain of our future, but also because there are serious issues in our financial markets that have the potential to cause extensive long-term damage to the economy as a whole.
It'd be ironic if it was a short-seller trying to spark a rumor in these crazy times so that he can short BofA stock.
The irony, of course, is that short-selling financial stocks is furloughed for the duration.
Sort of like a bank robber that breaks in the premises, only to find that he forgot the acetylene tanks for his torch...





















Well, I just got an e-mail today from BoA stating that my credit line was increased another $500, so I'm gonna say "bunk" too.