Rogue Sandwich Delivery Guy Wants To Tell World Not To Buy Chips
This little email from an apoplectic-sounding Jimmy John's delivery guy just popped into our inbox and we felt the need to share it with you, our readers. The moral? Don't buy overpriced chips.
Jimmy John's Guy writes:
I work at jimmy john's, delivering.. and there's something I just don't get. Why in the world, anyone... ANYONE.. would pay what they charge for potato chips.
Today I'm delivering some platters to [redacted].. they ordered 30 bags of chips, you know.. the small ones.. so i decide to figure it out.. 30 x 2.125 ounces.. roughly 64 ounces of chips.. how much did they pay for them? $52.50!!!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!! for the chips alone.. WWHWHHYYYYYYYY????? that's insanity.. anything would be better than paying that.. it's like they found a way to charge 10 times what something should cost and got away with it.
that's all.. tell people not to buy chips..
Will do.
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I use to work at Jimmy Johns and our chips were $1 also. And if you are concerned with the prices of food, you should avoid JJ's as there is NO dollar menu NOR kids meals. They are perfectly happy appealing to their demographic only. If you don't like the music being played there, go somewhere else. If you don't like what comes on the sandwich, too bad, it isn't a damn subway, nor does it want to be anything like subway. Also, their food is fattening, so it's nothing like a subway.
So what's his solution? You have a lunch meeting or your boss decided to treat his team to lunch. Does this guy want me to put a bowl of chips in the middle of a conference room table? He surely can't expect me to share from one big bag of chips with my co-workers, I barely want to shake their hands. And what happens if we all want different chip flavors and types? Hey sandwich guy, stick to delivering sandwiches, leave the "advanced finances" to the pros.
@AlexTheSane: Ha! That's what my boss does. They put tiny little tongs by the bowl, as if you could even pick up chips with it.
Aww, I could so go for a Billy Club right now. Provolone, roast beef, ham, all the "salad fixins"...Damn. Now I'm gonna have to order one. Who cares if some schmuck spent $50 on chips? He had the corporate card, and wanted chips...by george he'll pay whatever it costs as long as he's not paying for it out of his bank account!!
Nope, Jimmy Johns isn't subway...and I love that about them. Their food tastes like a deli's, not from the back of a walmart like subway's.
I used to work for a corporate caterer, where the people calling me to order were the assistants, and bills got paid by req number. One day one of our customers calls up. The big boss is throwing a birthday party. Cake, hors d'oeuvres, oh, and how about Martinelli's sparkling cider? Sure, I say, I'll write up the order and fax it over for you to sign. (This was years ago. The internet existed, but we didn't have access.) Now I'm writing up the order. The cake, etc have set prices but we've never served Martinelli's before. I dimly remember my boss lecturing us about a huge markup so completely out of the air I charged them $9 a bottle and she signed off on it.
A week later I checked the price of Martinelli's at Safeway and it was $1.99. I was like "damn."
JJ Sandwiches = OK. Not a life-changing experience, but you won't barf or develop herpes if you eat one.
JJ BBQ Chips = OMG NOM NOM NOM! I love those things, possibly for the very reason that they are in little crack-vial size packages. Each one is a tiny fix for the oily orange crumb monkey on my back. I think if I ate a large package, I would experience an awesomeness overdose and probably never want to look at another bag of them ever again. Quite possibly the best non-hot BBQ chips I have ever had. (For hot BBQ nothing comes close to Gibbles).
@Rectilinear Propagation:
"The one near my job charges $1 for chips."
Yeah, but those chips are chipped.
@boones farmer: Wait a darn second here...my momma always told me that *I* was one of God's little wonders. It's either the chips or me...oh my...you're right...she was lying!!!
I always brown bag my chips and drinks for lunch, then the only thing I buy is the sandwich. I get some weird looks from the Subway people when they ask "Do you want the combo?" and I say "No. Just the sandwich." Other than that, I save some cash every day doing so. It's not so much the chips I think are a ripoff, its the drinks. $1.75 for a medium Coke, half of which is ice, and 60% of the time the syrup mixture ratio in the machine is all jacked-up making it taste like brown seltzer water. No thanks.
I should really just make my own sandwiches and brown bag my whole damn lunch, which would save more money, but that would take... you know... effort.
Here's the thing. I routinely order from JJ for work I'll spend up to two hundred dollars on chips / cc cookies / and subs. Do I actually pay for this? No, this is a work expensed meal for customers. This is commonly practiced in the business field and is what is contained in that mysterious "Selling and Administrative Expense line in Corporate annual reports.
Typically we have huge bags of chips in the office to cut down on expenses but you often don't march up to a high ranking C level customer and tell him he can't spend $1.75 on chips. Actually our corporate policy is something like $20 per person for lunch $40 for a dinner, so JJ is very cheap all said and done.
@Mr. Guy:
mr. guy, you're not a crackpot, you're a genius. i propose a merger of pennsylvania, delaware and new jersey into one state: pennsylawarey
homemade potato chips are the bestest. while you're frying thinly sliced potatoes in olive oil, you can melt little pieces of roquefort cheese on them.
@AlexTheSane: The solution is potato salad. For the crunch eat carrots. (feel free to dip the carrots in salt)
The chips are $1 here, too. I'll happily pay that because a) the chips are awesome (especially the BBQ) and b) it's convenient. Isn't that sort of the point of all "fast food" or short order places? It's almost always cheaper to make stuff at home, so the business is catering to a specific need--feeding people who are lazy or have no spare time.
I go to Jimmy John's because they promise to make me good food fast. If I was putzing around planning my meals and buying ginormous-yet-economical bags of chips, I'd probably also make my own Turkey Tom, thankyouverymuch. :)
The best way to cut down on your chip intake is to only eat British crisps. Sure they cost more, $1 a bag, but you'll not eat them as often and they are much better than American ones. It also works with candy, too. It also helps if there is a nice bricks and mortar store you can take the subway to so you can get them.
First, Jimmy John's chips are great!
Second, for an order of 30 bags, it sounds like a business lunch possibly. In fact, that's the only opportunity I ever take to eat at Jimmy John's (no offense to them; when we eat out, it's at real restaurants).
Business lunches are exceptionally common, and when the company hosting you is writing it off (and charging your company in the long run anyway), then paying that kind of money is just a drop in the bucket.
Now before anyone complains, I'm talking about big group business lunches. If a supplier takes me out by myself or with only a colleague or two, then we go to real restaurants.
@Triborough: OMG!!! Walkers! These are da BOMB!
Wish I could find them here in Seattle. Got a place to order them from?
You know what's worse? That JJ's took an HOUR AND A HALF to get me my sandwich tonight. The guy called me and admitted he was lost... after I called and demanded to know where my food was.
They also ask me for directions every.single.time. Dear Jimmy John's: Buy your delivery guys a map or two. It's not like I live in Siberia.






























he's mad as hell and he is not going to take it anymore.