Palin Takes Protecting Polar Bears "Very Seriously"
For the sake of balance, vis-à-vis Obama's Taking It Seriously, here's one for Sarah Palin.
WHO: Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin.
WHAT: In an op-ed, Palin, who favors opening ANWR to drilling and whose husband got a $46,790 paycheck last year from BP, laid out her reasons for why the Bush administration shouldn't have added polar bears to the endangered species list.
WHERE: "Bearing Up" [NYT Op-Ed]
THE QUOTE: "The state takes very seriously its job of protecting polar bears and their habitat..."
BONUS QUOTE: "If you are not for opening ANWR, in the state of Alaska, you couldn't get elected dogcatcher." - former Alaska state Rep. Ray Metcalfe in an AP article.
"Taking it seriously" is a phrase companies (and politicians) use over and over again to appear contrite or thoughtful without actually saying or doing anything. Our series of posts documenting the phrase's attempts recurrences are our attempt to question how much seriousness-taking is actually going on.
(Thanks to Michael Belisle!)
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Comments:
@psuchad: Look to your left. About half of the Gawker media sites have something about Barack or Palin. Deadspin even had the video from Palin's sportscaster days.
Get used to it.
I think Consumerist is being fair by this post.
@psuchad: @cmdrsass: The comment code's still right on the front page; "why is this on the Consumerist" type posts are not allowed. They're boring and frankly if you have an issue with the choices of the editors, the way to handle them is to email the editor. Threadshitting doesn't do much but discourage and detract from genuine commentary about the subject of the article.
@Consumerist-Moderator-Roz: With all due respect to you and the editors, this type of post cannot be responded to without violating the comment code in one way or another. It seems that this post is intended to stir up vitriolic debate rather than to inspire comments that would lend themselves to "suggest[ing] alternate courses of action, or add[ing] important information that might help others or that we missed."
But I'm sure the editors are "taking it very seriously."
Luckily, Palin's Abstinence-Only-Raised, underaged children are too busy shacking up and making babies to glance out the window long enough to see if there are any polar bears still alive. So, it's not as though the Palin family will miss anything. Err, besides the pregnancy status of their daughters.
Oh wait. Does Palin take Family Planning "Very Seriously" too?
@Kyattsuai: Colbert (and Stewart) face an embarrassingly target-rich environment with this family. I can't wait. Although, were I them, I'd almost feel guilty collecting a paycheck when the material so obviously writes itself.
@Trai_Dep: Nice. Attacking a 17 year old girl, in order to attack her mother. Good work man. I'm sure you read Obama's books, so you know when he was 17, he was doing drugs and getting drunk.
Sorry, continuing attacking children of republicans.
@Trai_Dep:
True, but just as the left-leaning TV and radio folks yearn for a shot at McCain/Palin, those that are right-leaning no doubt would relish Obama/Biden.
@Trai_Dep: Perhaps you'd care to argue whether or not drilling in ANWR and how it relates to taking the plight of the polar bear seriously?
Question: Does Palin take the plight of the Polar bear seriously? I say yes because she has promoted efforts to protect the environment in Alaska while balancing the needs of her constituents. But I'm sure she would admit that her constituents needs come before the polar bears needs, which is why she gives the "taking it very seriously".
Your answer to the above question appears to be "her kids have babies".
Taking all of the vowels out of a post draws more attention to it. It's like "IF U CN RD THS U CN BCM A SCRTY & GT A GD JB". It takes me at least three times as long to read such a post.
Something that amuses me about Palin is that she believes in abstinence-only sex education yet her unmarried 17 year old daughter is pregnant by a hunky hockey player, which means she was having unprotected sex.
@Consumerist-Moderator-Roz: No, I think the original comment is perfectly valid. Other than the phrase "very seriously" what point does this have to do with ANYTHING related to "Shoppers biting back"?
This is purely political unless the Consumerist is about to begin a large reporting segment on how ANWR and its associated oil field would affect gas prices, which would be related to what Consumerist is supposed to be about.
Yes, people use the term "very seriously" as a cop out. WE GET THAT ALREADY.
Palin is the Best and Worst Choice for VP.
Best because she might help poach Hilary defectors, balance off McCains' 'weak' views (gun control, pro-anti-abortion), add family values, and hits a younger demo..
Worst because she hates Polar Bears and the Environment (that's how it's being sold), has an immoral family, and no experience (how does one get experience being VP?).
Love her or Hate her it's gonna be a fun race.
@Leiterfluid, et al: The thing is, politics IS life. How do you think that rules establishing what's legal or not get made? Via politics. Not tracking it while trying to be a savvy consumer would be like ignoring road maps while trying to be a canny driver.
And, for what it's worth, I think what Ben and the crew are doing is placing a relevant story that relates to politics as a way to give Consumerist readers who are aware a chance to civilly discuss the issues, as a catharsis, thus keeping the other threads politics-free.
You just might want to avoid stories with the words, "obama" "mccain", "palin" etc in them if the resulting comments might inadvertently cause you thought. In the same way that when my nephew burns his hands playing on the stove, I tell him to stay out of the kitchen. :)
@IamNotToddDavis: She is "taking it seriously" by suing George Bush to remove polar bears from the endagered species list?
That, my friend is a non sequitor
Guys, while we jest about polar bears and cuddly penguins, ecosystems are vastly complicated. The cutest critters make for good copy, but they're markers for a healthy overall environment.
Hence, the number of polar bears, while a good shorthand, aren't germane to a healthy environment, since the whole thing needs to be examined. This, of course, assumes the counting methods are accurate (for instance, is there enough polar ice left for polar bears to hunt, or since it's shrunken down, have polar bears been forced to concentrate their efforts to areas closer to man, thus appearing to be an increase of numbers, while actually showing the opposite?
This is tricky, interrelated stuff that doesn't lend itself to bumper-sticker, simple solutions. Were that it were.
@sketchy: "no experience"
She is the only one of the four that has any executive experience. The other three have only been legislators.
Any voter who is taking the plight of polar bears all that seriously is not taking the upcoming election all that seriously. A VP candidate's polar bear population policy and family teenage pregnancy history rank at 1,293,345 and 1,346,234 on my list of important issues to be addressed at the ballot in November.
Side note: Oil dropped another $10 before the weekend.
@Bladefist: Sure. While 17, taking drugs, getting drunk (the same thing) he practiced Safe Sex thus didn't spread VD and fill the world with dozens of lil' Baby Obamas. And isn't trying to make teaching pragmatic family planning efforts illegal while removing the choice from other families with respect to their own bodies. In other words, there's no hypocrisy there.
That's the key difference, one that seems to slip past some.
Which (bringing this back to topic) keeps populations down, thus creating less pressure for, well, frolicking polar bears, which we take very seriously.
@snowburnt: The "taking it seriously" comment as we all know is double speak for "NOT taking it seriously". I'm not defending that. What I'm defending is the fact that she does take the protection of Alaska's environment seriously, as her constituents would agree.
But the fact is that polar bears are in no danger of extinction, and placing the needs of polar bears in front of her consituents is a non-tenable position for an Alaskan politician.
@AtomicPlayboy: what else do we have to talk about her? She hasn't really made it clear to the masses what she has accomplished or stands for. I'm not going to dig research about a candidate. If they can't come out and tell me any kind of substance about them, I'm going to assume there is none. In that case, all we do know about her is her daughter is pregnant, I wonder who the guy is and how much pressure he's feeling to marry her now, and we know she likes guns, oil, and money, and hates polar bears...
@Trai_Dep: No, the key difference is attacks on Obama are okay, he is running for office. Attacks on a 17 year old girl - Not Okay. I'm quite aware of her mothers political policies on the subject, but that has nothing to do with the girl. The Messiah has already asked that you stop talking about this. [www.politico.com]
@bobpence: im not sure i'd consider a 17 year old pregnant woman as a "minor child", especially when her conniving mother has thrust her into the national spotlight without thinking about what it might do to her.
























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