America's 10 Most Stressful Cities
Forbes magazine has put together a list of America's most stressful cities and as a product of Chicago, the winner of the dubious distinction of being America's most stressful city, I have this to say: "Yeah, so? Shut up and let me eat my hot dog in peace for once, goddamn it. No, I'm not yelling. Why are you always saying that I'm yelling? It's not like you never yell! Pass the sport peppers before this gets ugly."
Without further ado...
America's Most Stressful Cities:
10. Philadelphia, PA
9. Providence, R.I.
8. Salt Lake City, Utah
7. Cleveland, Ohio
6. San Diego, Calif.
5. San Francisco, Calif.
4. Los Angeles, Calif.
3. Detroit, Mich.
2. New York, N.Y.
1. Chicago, Ill.
The magazine considered unemployment rate, expensive gas, high population density and relatively poor air quality as its criteria for what made one city more stressful than another.
Chicago has a 7.3% unemployment rate, the eighth most polluted air in our ranking and in city where everybody drives to get around, a gallon of gas costs a nickel under $4 dollars.
Omitted from the calculations:

America's Most Stressful Cities [Forbes]
(Photos: Meghann Marco & Meghann Marco)
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I would have guessed NYC would be first, but second also makes sense.
Three California cities are also on the list, although I have no idea what, if anything, that means.
I have a book on "The Best Places To Live" because I'm a demographics/atlas nerd, and it ranks about 400 metro areas in stress factor. I believe my town got a pretty high stress rating because of poor healthcare, poor education and a declining industrial economy. And allergies and weather from hell. It's not a big town either, so there's no big-city amenities to offset things.
Writing this out has made me wonder why I don't move.
It seems to me that the best way to determine the country's most stressful cities would be to, ummm, poll a random sample from each city about their stress level. But what do I know? Maybe air quality and unemployment are good proxies.
Still, that would make Morocco much more stressful than the US, which is opposite my impression from living there. Maybe they should factor in the availability of marijuana.
@FunPaul: Mmmm Portillos :) I could go for a jumbo dog on that poppy seed steamed bun with the works! Anyone want to go wit?
In other polls Chicago is also the unhealthiest eating, most number of bars/beer consumption and I think most ardent professional sports fans. These are off the top of my head from dimbulb morning news anchors.
BUT add those in and by being drunk, eating glutinous food and watching sports I'm totally not stressing.
As a non-native Chicagoan I find it a very non-stressful city as big cities go. People are friendly which I think is a big attraction to folks like me when they relocate.
And besides the Junk food there is a booming restaurant scene here. I dare any city to match it right now.
If you follow the links to the study methodology, this is based on housing prices and unemployment rates.
So if you rent and want to buy a house and are unemployed, these are the most stressful cities to live in.
On the other hand, if you already own your own place and are happily employed, there is near zero stress here in beautiful sunny San Diego except the occasional traffic snarl.
@AngrySicilian: No, no ... keep it the way it was! ... *wit* sounds good - kinda Chicago-y! ... I'll grab a dog wit' ya!
@AngrySicilian:
I wish, the drives a little long for me.
You mind getting me one and sending it to Minneapolis?
Love visiting Chicago on business. Loved the people. Loved the food. O'Hare was one of the most efficient airports I've ever experienced up to three times a month for the two years that I used it on business trips. I'm just not buying Forbes' conclusion.
I'm 4th generation born and raised in California. Three California cities made the list! That I can buy. I've got some other cities in California that ought to get "honorable mention." San Diego seems odd to me though.
Chicago was also the number 6 most miserable city in the country. [consumerist.com]
I'm so happy I moved here from San Jose. All that sunshine and awesome weed was a real bummer.
@Crabby Cakes... (formerly Ali..): Moving to LA was one of the worst decisions I've ever made. I can't wait until I save up enough cash to get out of this god damn city.
@Sinflux: I agree. I just keep telling myself that every day is one day closer to getting the hell out of here. I'd take Chicago over L.A. in a heartbeat.
@B: I live in San diego, and besides the traffic and it being cloudy by the beach 250 days / year, I have no idea what's stressful about SD.
Hey, stressful and good aren't mutually exclusive. I drive through lots of shitty areas on a regular basis where there isn't a lot of stress.
Sometimes, the good stuff comes with a lot of stress!
Got no job, no house, no spouse, no money?
Well, then you got no worries about promotions/raises, no mortgage payment, no nagging, no concern over the value of your 401(k), and no stress!
A majority of the rich people I know with fabulous houses, cars, boats, etc... are always stressed, but they have the best "stuff."
@JosephFinn: Yeah, most of my friends here *don't* drive. I sold my car over two years ago after 3 years of not driving it. Also, since gas prices have gone up even more people rely on the CTA. I think LA is probably the city where everyone drives to get around.
@kerry:
By LA, you're hopefully including Orange, San Diego, Riverside, San Bernardino and possibly Ventura counties. ;)
I've lived in NYC, Detroit (and I mean Detroit proper, as in, the view from my apartment was surrounding projects and arsoned lots), and LA. NYC is so much more stressful than either of the other two that I don't even know how they can be on the same list. Maybe it's just me, but I'd rather be stuck in traffic than jammed into a subway car with my nose stuck in someone's armpit and some random person groping my ass because it's so crowded I can't turn around to confront them. Seriously. Give me a random LA traffic jam any day.
I strongly dislike living in NYC. It's a fun place to visit, but living here (3.5 years now) has begun to wear on me and my mental health. It's sort of like if almost every day of your life is an overcrowded party. It's fun for awhile, but sometimes you just want to kick back and watch a little TV and not be around so many damn people all the time. And forget about privacy - you can't value your privacy and stay sane here.
Yes, moving here less than a year after spending several months in rural Wyoming may have been a bit too big of a shock to the system...(by the way, I'd go back to rural Wyoming in a second, tweekers and oilmen be damned.)
@AngrySicilian: Yea got a Portilio's right down the street from my house, Meet you there at 7?
@Sinflux: Good luck, some people have tried to get out of here for years.
@kerry: Yep and it shows, I'd love to take the train, but the schedule sucks and the busses are overrun with illegals.
@varro: Now they just need Al's I-talian Beef, Mario's I-talian ice, and a good stuffed pizza, and they'd be set.
@ThickSkinned: San Jose should be on there, there may be lots of sun and weed but ironically the people totally suck...
@JosephFinn: Seconding this. Everybody takes the El or the Metra unless they're delivery drivers, have reserved free parking spaces at work, or are just dumb. I definitely wouldn't live here if the public transportation weren't adequate. List fails it.
Now, about the CTA itself causing stress with spontaneous reroutings, delayed service and a large percentage of employees who just don't give a damn, that's another matter entirely.
I like Chicago, dammit, warts and all.
























I'll bet you the sandwich the folks on the boat don't feel stressed out. Nice photos.