wait wut? vacation? what is that?

ooh. where ya goin'?

Not a "Staycation"?

Heading to Disneyland?

Nah, I kid, I kid. Have a great break.

He's off to protest the grocery shrink ray...

Godspeed, soldier.

Awesome, have a good one Ben.

Bye!

*waves*

Not that Ben would be rude or cause a scene, but I'd sure hate to be on the wrong side of the customer service desk if Ben's car/plane/train/cruise/hotel/restaurant/etc screws him over somehow!

@savvy999: I almost expect a long article about that when Ben comes back!

Have fun, Ben!

But I hit submit before I typed have a good vacation, Ben! Enjoy!

Have fun, Ben! Put on sunscreen and don't bring back any consumer horror stories, 'k?

@Sudonum: Perhaps a "mancation"..including several random hookups.

Uh, do we still get Morning Deals?

Other than that Ben, good luck, have fun, and let us know how you're doing from time to time.

Orly! Lazy %#$% #&^ #%^

Soooo, I guess Meg's in charge.

Quick someone tie Roz up and threaten Meg and hold the site hostage!

2 weeks of vacation back to back? where do I get a job like that!? Are you guys hiring??

enjoy the time off.

If Meg's in-charge, then every post will have a kitteh for a pic. DAMN YOU POPKEN!!!!

Have a great vacation, Ben!

Front_Towards_Enemy: what's wrong with kittehs?

I think Meg, Consumerist-Moderator-Roz, and crew should leave the site in shambles and all of us commenters can violate all the code of conduct rules. Once Ben freaks out we can just roll back to before the prank.

At the top of Consumerist could be this:
Acting editors name oust Ben, welcome new head
"Effective today, let us welcome Bradbury Anderson, CEO of Best Buy, as chief editor of Consumerist...."

@RandomHookup: Reminded me of "The Man Show"

Have a great time Ben!!! Hope you bring back some good stories to share with us.

Have a good time Ben, and for YOUR sake I hope you come back with NO stories for us (except perhaps about the outstanding experiences you had;) )

@Wormfather is Wormfather:

Personally, I'd rather tie up Meg, but not for the same reasons you want to tie up Roz. Meg is teh HOT!!!111

Aw come on Ben, too good for a 'staycation'?

@stinerman: I'll second that meg is hot!

@stinerman @snoop-blog: Meg is known for her discipline.

New sheriff in town, mofos. Have fun, Ben!

Wow.

I don't get a vacation. Oh, that is right, I hardly work so coming to work is like a vaction.

Enjoy yourself, relax, and have fun.

You know, this really is Ben's fault when you think about it...