AARP Really Really Needs Members
Adam's mom recently received an AARP invitation, which is not surprising since she's nearing fifty. But we think AARP may want to pass a better filter over the address lists they're buying, because a few days later Adam received the same invitation. Maybe AARP is trying to expand to seniors and their admirers—sort of like a backwards NAMBLA.
Adam writes:
I’m beginning to think that AARP is getting desperate for members. Roughly a month ago, my mom who is only 47 received a letter from AARP offering her a membership already. I looked at their website the night that we got that letter and from what I can tell, you have to be 50 or older to join.
Now let’s fast forward to today. I just brought in the mail and the attached letter was sent to me. It is IDENTICAL to the one that my mom received but this time it is addressed to me. There was even a “membership” card included with my name printed on it. Now you are probably wondering how old I am. As of today (August 26) I am 20. I’m not even old enough to purchase alcohol but yet AARP wants to sell me a membership.
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I got one of those letters with a card included as well, right around the time I turned 35. The AARP has periodically sent me letters ever since then, noting that I have not applied for membership even though their records show that I am "eligible," i.e., 50 years old. I assume their confusion stems from the fact that some service somewhere has my correct name listed, with a previous address that I really did live at, but with an incorrect DOB that would make me about 15 years older than I really am. (I found the erroneous listing by searching for myself online.)
About 2 years ago I received a membership offer (I was 24). I figured it was worth the $12.50 to find out what would happen.
As it turns out, until you turn 50, you are a Junior member, which means you receive their monthly magazine, but that's it. You can't claim any membership benefits until you are 50.
Oh yeah, you also get the constant pestering letters asking you to rejoin.
I'm 26 and I've been receiving them about once a month since I was 16. They even sent 'em to my mailing addresses while I was in the military.
Considering that my hair is mostly grey at 26 and I don't get along with people my own age, I wonder if they'd consider some kind of Junior+ membership, y'know half benefits or something.
@mwwilk: I've had the same experience with my father-in-law, who passed away several years ago. We contacted AARP via e-mail to cancel his membership, and they sent a notice saying they would just transfer the membership to his wife. I sent a message back saying they were divorced and to just cancel the account. They said they would, but continued to send letters and offers in his name. I began calling them to please request they stop sending us things, as it was upsetting to my husband and myself (especially the offers for life insurance), and each time they said they would cancel the account but never did. I have since come to realize that AARP is like the Hotel California: you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
@Ihaveasmartpuppy: See @Comments are not enabled: comments on why they need members.
As far as benefits, its similar to any other professional organization: discounted life insurance, discount cards for stores, restaurants, etc.
@ARP: Yes, but I wonder what happens when an obvious non-senior citizen tries to collect on the benefits (eg. 10% off your purchases at Borders Books).
My older brother started getting stuff from AARP, medical insurances, and even funeral homes around the age of 30. We figured that because he'd paid off his car, had no credit card debt, and had just finished paying off the mortgage he took over from my mother, he was believed to be a senior citizen by these companies' robots.
I got an honorary membership card when I was 17. Now I kind of wish I kept it. As it turns out, there was a man in the same state (albeit about 700 miles north) with the same first and last name as me. I didn't put it all together until I saw an obituary with my name on it 3-4 years later. (and FWIW, I do have a pretty rare last name. My family is one of 7 to carry it in the US)
@TPK: Socialist? If anything, AARP is a front/lobbying organization for the insurance industry. They've torpedoed several ideas for universal health care.
Just so you know, they ratified the current prescription drug plan will all of its flaws. Drug companies get a lot more money than they would if the plan had been written better.
@cwlodarczyk: I don't just make this stuff up, there's plenty of evidence for the Socialist agenda of the AARP.
Funny, I'm on some mailing list that must be for older retiree types or at least they got my name and my 69 yr old dads' DOB mixed up (the items usually increase around July, his B-day). I'm 38, but I'm always getting things in my name for reverse mortgages, AARP, and a TON of mailing for medicare supplement plans.
@dafountain: Yeah, but wouldn't it be GREAT to be able to retire at 50! How many member like that do they have.
Y'all realize that this is one of the biggest lobbyist groups in the US ([en.wikipedia.org])
Oh, I had a lovely experience with the AARP.
So, they've been sending me junkmail, which I laughed off.
But recently they spammed me. And, since it's the AARP and they got through my spam filters, I called them up to yell at them. They told me that they just buy up email lists and send them email and that it didn't really matter if I wasn't the right age because of their "associate member" program.
They didn't seem to care that I hadn't signed up for any mailing lists or anything.

















Indeed, AARP does need members. They keep sending notices, including a renewal notice, to my address for my mother, who passed away over a year ago. They were repeatedly notified of her passing and asked to remove her name from their rosters.
They did send me a nice pamphlet on the grieving process, but that was followed by aforementioned renewal notice a couple months later.