Burger King Tray Liners In Germany Feature Cartoon Veggies With Boobs

Maybe Burger King in Germany isn’t the same sort of “kid centric” destination that it is over here? Idea Sandbox has made some um, interesting observations about their “Veg City” tray liners. This one is employs the “airport screening” metaphor to suggest that BK doesn’t let any shady veggies into their food.

Our sister site Kotaku says the campaign is based in Germany and meant to parody “Vice City” and Grand Theft Auto, and there’s even a mini-sniper game on the campaign’s website.

Anyway, is it weird that we feel really bad for the onion? He’s being humiliated! What did he do to deserve this? Maybe it’s his choice in reading material…

Here’s a close up: Don’t onions deserve privacy?

You can view the entire liner here. And view some reaction from the crowd at Metafilter, here.

What Is Burger King Thinking? [Idea Sandbox]

Comments

  1. TACP says:

    @bohemian: I haven’t seen dead bodies on the news in a long time. What channel are you watching?

  2. maevro says:

    The onion in the 1st picture is about to get a cavity search, WTF?!?

    There is so many wrong things about the above picture. Eddie Murphy is in the back alley and some pickey is getting some action by his Trans Am.

  3. campredeye says:

    @jamesdenver: Freudian slip?

  4. bachill says:

    See, for those who would have a problem explaining what horny is to children, a dictionary is what comes in handy:

    horn·y /ˈhɔrni/ -adjective, horn·i·er, horn·i·est.
    1. consisting of a horn or a hornlike substance; corneous.
    2. having a horn or horns or hornlike projections; horned.
    3. hornlike as a result of hardening; callous: horny hands.

    A pickle is quite horny.

    Pervs, the lot of you.

  5. katylostherart says:

    these are badass.

  6. snoop-blog says:

    Is it wrong that I’d rather eat a vegetable that has boobs?

  7. cookmefud says:

    this makes me want to eat at burger king.

  8. Mr. Guy says:

    these are A+

    i too am confused as to why they’re written in english if they’re for the german market.

  9. cockeyed says:

    @Mr. Guy: Many Europeans know english…. And it’s probably that way so tourists will understand it.

  10. cockeyed says:

    @mugczar: Whoah she’s sucking on his vine with french dressing lubricant.

  11. dwneylonsr says:

    Germans aren’t quite as hung up on female breasts as Americans are. It wasn’t unusual to see bare breasts in tv commercials.

  12. cockeyed says:

    Fresh Ketchup!

  13. midwestkel says:

    @mugczar: Thanks, you just gave me my new wallpaper at work!

    @cockeye: That one is not as good.

  14. cockeyed says:

    @midwestkel: true…. not sexual either, but i found the fresh ketchup thing funny.

  15. TomCruisesTesticles says:

    It makes absolutely no sense for vegetables to have mammary glands, but, mammaries are a part of life

  16. springboks says:

    What a yawn.

  17. Elijah86 says:

    I LOVE IT!

  18. Skipweasel says:

    Can anyone explain why a panda has to wear underwear? His prowess in martial arts seem unaffected, just makes him look silly, or so my kids tell me.

  19. papahoth says:

    unlike the US, in europe boobs are the provider of milk, not sexual organs. slow news day?

  20. trujunglist says:

    @mugczar:

    Ok, that one is kinda messed up.

  21. Robobot says:

    I seriously want to eat at Burger King for dinner after seeing this.

    Looks like this advertising campaign actually works, at least on me. (Unlike those stupid/creepy King ads we see over here)!

  22. Awesome! Who decided that fast food is for kids, anyway?

  23. varro says:

    @mugczar: “Special Mayo Treatment”? OMFG.

  24. mugczar says:

    @midwestkel: Here’s the full image in the proper [a-hem] proportions.

  25. varro says:

    @TomCruisesTesticles: It’s also not accurate for companies to market milk-based drinks to children using *male* cows, but whatever sells….

  26. ThyGuy says:

    We need those in America. I’d be laughing my ass off if I saw that tray liner in Mc donalds.

  27. CubFx says:

    I would not want my children seeing this, but I am in no way offended by them. Rather, I find it quite humerous, and think it is the best ad i have seen in a long time.

    I would prefer these to those incredibly stupid “King” commercials they show here in the states.

  28. CubFx says:

    @CubFx: I actually meant humorous rather than humerus.

  29. goodkitty says:

    This is why our kids are getting more and more stupider. Expose them to new ideas and concepts? Never! They might question authority! I think these are great. More power to creative society.

  30. D-Bo says:

    Funny but not exactly recent news…

  31. Carbonic says:

    I’m LOVIN IT!

  32. Nytmare says:

    The bumpy pickle about to violate some guys ass, that seems kind of inappropriate for a food placemat.

  33. RageTowers says:

    Vege Tales just got 100% more awesome

  34. forgottenpassword says:

    @nytmare:

    Look at the other pickle (in the background)watching on in anticipation.

  35. audiochick says:

    I kind of love all of them!

  36. Foneguy says:

    Too Funny! Love the Village People and Bourbon Street look. Great fun for kids of all ages. HA

  37. louiedog says:

    @jamesdenver:

    In San Francisco you can go to Baker Beach. At one end there are tons of families. At the other end, naked people. There is no barrier and the beach is probably not even a quarter of a mile long. I saw an old naked man do a cartwheel (was that ever a surprise) a eighty feet from a picnicking family.

  38. thesuperpet says:

    maybe, just maybe, boobs arn’t such a big deal outside of the states.

  39. Maulleigh says:

    I like it. And I think if I were/was a parent, I’d appreciate it too. Kids are bombarded with all sorts of sexy/crazy imagery all the time. I’d just say the cucumber was putting on the glove to spank the onion for trying to break the rules.

    And then change the subject. Yay art!

  40. Ajh says:

    Honestly the most disturbing part would be not that the breasts are there, but that they’re on vegetables. A horrid meshing of this picture with the children’s show veggietales is what first entered my mind.

    I have no problem with the picture honestly but wow..maybe I should drink the coffee before looking at the internet…

  41. joellevand says:

    Reminds me of a placemat of “New York City” in the American Cafe in Paris.

  42. Kvinna says:

    I just looked at all of them, and I think they´re really great. Totally cheeky and cool design. I can´t believe people are getting bent about pickle boobs. I thought the sniper was more sensational.
    Great color, art direction and creativity overall. Not surprised it´s Europe. We have such whacked sensibilities. I wouldn´t care if my kids saw them. I´d rather try to explain an onion than Jenna Jameson.

  43. BytheSea says:

    They’re perfectly kid-centric, they just aren’t from a puritanical boob-phobic country.

  44. amigabill says:

    Humans didn’t know shame until after Eve and Adam ate from the tree of knowledge, right? So being an over-reactive prude is a result of that original sin, that’s not the way God intended for us to be. And yet the conservatives will string me up for this belief.

  45. BiZarRroBALlmeR says:

    One of the pictures portrays S&M, yikes. Check out the web site [www.vegcity.de]

  46. sashazur says:

    I also prefer these to the weird “King” ads we have in the USA. But I recall seeing pretty obvious sexual innuendo in at least one “King” ad, the one where everything looks kinda futuristic and the ad says something about how the King is good with his hands or fingers or something like that…

  47. pileofmonkeycrap says:

    Loves me some pickle tits!