VIDEO: Activist Bum Rushes iPhone Line With Flag Pony
The first person in line at the 5th Ave Apple store in Manhattan was some kind of activist Daniel Bowman Simon, part of a group who camped out in front of The Cube for over a week, hoping to use it as an opportunity to bring exposure to issues of, "sustainability, affordable housing, energy security, and locally-grown food," who tried to bumrush the applauding Apple receiving line of Apple employees and penetrate The Cube with what appears to be a metal/aluminum-foil horse carrying an American flag. The world may never know now knows exactly what sort of brilliant political statement he was trying to make as he was quickly intercepted by burly security guards who jettisoned him away to make room for more obedient cult members. Video, inside...
[via CNET]
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@sir_pantsalot: no no no...
Activist (pause) bum rushes iPhone Line With Flag Pony
Bum Rush is a verb in this case, not an adjective describing the activist.
Camping out for a week to make a "statement" that no one understands (tin foil pony?) and no one can really see except for a few employees and that lasts for all of 3 seconds before being deflected off to the side like a bug hitting a windshield...was it worth it? Cause if it was I would like to hire that guy - he works cheap. I've got a lot of stuff he can do for very little return.
@kscottz: This is a great day in observing consumer behavior. If it is such a non-news story, why did you post?
@kscottz: If you're a regular reader, you know that not to be true. It's a launch day, so cut them some slack. If it's Five iPhone stories a day for the next week, THEN you can start with the whining (and I will probably join you). ;)
@Canino: Yeah, I watched the video and I don't get it either. Much like the people praying for lower gas prices, he didn't hurt anybody but was it really a good use of his time for his cause?
@Canino: No one can really see except a few employees? Dude, you just watched in on the Internet after reading about it on the Internet. I'm sure millions of others will see it on the Internet as well since "iPhone" is a keyword. The political statement being that we have to curb out vapid consumer culture a little and consider humanity for a second.
@Televiper: Maybe he should have put that on a sandwich board or a T-shirt. I don't really get that message from a metal horse statue.
@Televiper: Dude, you just watched in on the Internet after reading about it on the Internet.
I don't necessarily disagree but I must say I got nothing from watching it other than seeing some fuzzy guy carrying something get deflected off while orange shirted cheerleaders ignored him. That video in itself gave me absolutely no information about his supposed statement.
@Tmoney02: It's sad and pathetic. There is a shoe store nearby and the staff walk up to customers and introduce themselves by name: "Hi there! I'm Shelley. Please let me know if you need help!". Each and every staff member does this to each and every customer, and there must be at least 5 staff in the store. Painful.
When I did my time in retail I hated the customer service drivel forced down our throats by head office. I've been called in my "retail career" everything from "Customer Service Rep" to "Guide", "Executive Customer (as in, we are all customers and want to help our fellow customers. Where's my razor blade?)", to "Smiler!".
I don't want to be greeted with applause, I just want the thing to be in stock when I get to the store.
@Skunky: lol, well I probably wouldn't have been at the opening if they weren't giving out 20 dollar gift cards.
@AtomicPlayboy: I doesn't matter, all of my friends' phones have crappy displays anyway. Not worth watching a video. Unlike my iPhone...
@kscottz: iPhone posts are okay, but I'm really excited about next Monday, when Consumerist begins Jesse Helms week.
So. I still don't really get what the aluminum foil pony with an American flag is supposed to symbolize..
@humphrmi: "That video is so scary in many ways. The applauding applebots, all dressed in the same uniform." Seconded.
It's disappointing that Apple is insecure enough to feel threatened by some activist, who's goal is more practical and noble then most, to the point where they won't share the spotlight with anyone on their precious launch day. Seriously, why didn't they welcome him in, give him an interview, and sell him a phone. Do you think that this guy getting his message out would have somehow slowed phone sales in the slightest? If you ask me, it's a missed opportunity to portray the company as something other then money grubbing.
Guinness record for the "longest time waiting in line to buy something.", i.e. iPhone. All this in order to raise awareness of local farms and green earth? These are completely incompatible goals. When will folks understand that we can not shop our way to conservation. What did the activists do with their "ancient" one year old iPhones? Sent them to China so that a 10 year old kid can make 50 cents recycling it in a toxic plant?
The first sentence in the article is literally nine lines long. I'd like to suggest they start proofreading the articles, because by the time I finished reading the sentence, while drinking coffee and thinking about local farmers, who try to grow local organic food, described by author of the article, who is trying to make twenty different points without having to put a period, I already forgot how it started.


















That was Daniel Bowman Simon of Waiting for Apples.