Now Can You Guess What's In The Box?
If you're a close Consumerist reader, you should now know what's in this box. Leave your wild guesses in the comments.
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It's the golden turd award for the worst company in America?
Gilded poo
I agree--the golden turd
I watched Dr. Horrible yesterday! I highly recommend it, it's SO funny. "Whaaaaaaaaaaat-ever... Balls."
Must be a gilded cat poo this time!
...but, still wondering where Gawker hid Will Leitch if he's not in the box.
Definitely the Golden Crap Award. Or something fake from Tiffany. :D
uh why did my comment on the Dr. Horrible thing end up here instead of there? And before anyone accuses me of user error, I didn't even click on this story until after I had read and commented on the other one.
first you cut a hole in the box...
My New Mouse says the cat?
My new mouse says the Cat!
Needs a bigger box. MUCH bigger box.
You just got a box from Amazon with a iTunes gift card in it.
@sprocket79: Sounds like you've got a case of the "timetravelenza" which is interacting with your "ihavenomemorywhatsoeveroids." With treatment, it can be cured.
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
I still say Martha Stewart's vagina. It's functional and goes with any decor (Lewis Black FTW!)
Justin Timberlake's dick?
It's way too small a box to be anything for shipping, everyone knows boxes must be at least two square feet for every sheet of paper inside.
A mini Bag O' Crap from Woot?
I still say it's all the SSN's from Gawker commentors.
Well it was advertised to be a golden poo, but when they opened it there was nothing but some rocks.
"If you're a close Consumerist reader, you should now know what's in this box."
Well, if it's like half the other posts on this site it's either a "Grocery Shrink Ray" or a gift card packed in an overly large box.
It's a cat and a box, so it must be a fox or maybe lox for the train in the rain.
Green eggs and Ham. Sam I Am
//got nothin'
@sprocket79: There was a post on Jezebel either yesterday or today saying that some people's posts were being sent to the wrong story, and even attributed to other people. Guess it's part of that?
We know what it is.
What I want to know is if you guys can get a very very tiny version of it made that you'll ship to companies upon proof of grocery-shrink-ray of their products.
Ben, is that your regal little kitty? What is his/her name?
Do I see a skidmark on the pillow where the golden shat laid? DUDE.
OOooooooOOoOoOoOoOoooooooooo, it's the PoooooooooOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOoooooooooo!!!!! (11!!11!!)
At least the company that makes the Golden Shit Award is efficent at packing, otherwise we could have a whole nother story on it.
I bet it's a box in a box.
a box full of packaging peanuts!
i never thought i'd say this, but that is one pretty poo.
OK, so now that you've got the shit in hand (sorry...), can we finally see the climactic clash of the titans between Countrywide and Comcast?
A psychological test! Aaah! I want out! ;-)
A kilo of grade-A Columbian catnip.
Is it a Kimono for the upcoming launch of Consumerist Japan? Shall we call you Ben-san?
Red things, Mikey, Red things!
Since it's completely wrapped up in red, I'm guessing it's American Airlines.
A red fringed scarf from Ten Thousand Villages. Obviously. The box is a dead giveaway. I didn't know they sold cats, though.
Nice wood floors, by the way. Recently finished?
Will the grocery shrink ray ever effect the golden poo award? INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW
If it rhymes with "Jimmy Hoffa", i don't wanna know.
(by-the-way; the 35th Anniversary of Jimmys 'disappearance' is coming up on July 30th - lets all celebrate by eating a can of pork-N-beans!)
O Jimmy, we hardly knew ye...
it's clearly too small of a box to be something of golden poo size, it must be a grain of rice and a lot of bubble wrap!
Something microscopic packaged in lots of styrofoam peanuts, crumpled paper, and plastic bubble "bladders".
The Golden Shit award