Del Taco Chicken Soft Taco Menu Picture Vs Reality
And now we pause for a moment to bring you a photograph from our "Unacceptable Food Files." Reader David asks, "How hard is a chicken soft taco to make? Really."
Apparently, David, it's really, really, hard. Personally, I can't even imagine doing it without some sort of certification. Maybe Del Taco needs to follow Starbucks' lead and hold a "unique in-store education event" that will give Del Taco's taco baristas "an opportunity to connect and deepen their passion for [tacos] with the ultimate goal of transforming the customer experience."
Or whatever.
Howard Schultz Transformation Agenda Communication #6 [Starbucks]
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@snoop-blog: you are correct sir, in much the same way that Au Bon Pain literally means "Of Good Bread."
I think the intended definition, something along the lines of "characterized by or pertaining to quality and taste in the relevant food group." Isnt quite as catchy. Sometimes imperfect literal translations are the better option.
@snoop-blog: @wattznext: Remember, grammar doesn't always translate into English. It may be correct in the original language and come out stupid in our's.
Actually, the company used to be known as the Delta Company (Delta Co.) back when they were manufacturing milkshake machines, but when the taco business exploded, they simply rearranged the capitals to Del Taco.
/The more you know?
That looks like tortilla and "chicken", no lettuce, cheese or anything else. I put chicken in quotations because it looks more like partially digested catfood and impacted hairballs.
When I lived in CA I was always afraid to eat at Del Taco. Everyone I knew said it was worse than Jack in the Box and that was literally not edible.
@JayDeEm:
Mmmmmmmmm Naugles, God I ended more drunken binges in the drive through at Naugles at 3am than I can count. What the hell was the name of that HUGE ASS burrito they used to serve?
@moeman1024: I doubt it unless there was alot of tacos without the fixings...this is just one incident. And I thought that some of the stuff from taco bell looked bad (except the .89 cheesy beefy things though...mmmmm.)
@thelushie: I need serious grammer help. *sigh* Can I use the excuse "My car died last night" as a reason to use "was" where "were" should be?
@bohemian: I went to Del Taco once. The food, decor, and overall experience pretty much screamed "We are Taco Bell's Retarded Cousin! The bastard love child of Taco John's and Wendy's"
@Sudonum: I was only about 12 years old when Naugles disappeared so I don't remember the menu all that well. Red Burrito seems to stick out in my mind for some reason though. I'm just glad that someone else remembered Naugles :)
What I really miss is the pre Carl's Jr. Green Burrito... Big Ed FTW.
What's odd is that I've found that Del Taco is the only "fast food" stuff (the stuff I order anyway...I've never ordered the chicken soft taco) that I think looks remotely like the menu pictures. Del Taco and Subway are really the only fast food places I can tolerate, actually. Makes me sad to see a picture of fail from one of them.
@The_Gas_Man: That's the first sensible comment of the thread.
Of course, there's something to be said about the photograph on the right being wholly unrealistic. No 'soft shell' will ever hold its shape in a perfect semicircle with any amount of filling. So really there are two things wrong with the article. The customer is silly for complaining that his 'grilled chicken and nothing else' taco doesn't look like a semicircle -- a clear sign that he's never had a proper taco from a real mexican restaurant or taco truck (where they're often served flat piled on small corn tortillas), and Del Taco is silly for promising physics-defying food shapes.
@JayDeEm:
The "red burrito" was an early Taco Bell creation, they had the red burrito and the green burrito, one was mild the other was hot, can't remember which was which. But Naugles had this ginormus thing we used to call the "aircraft carrier" but that wasn't how it appeared on the menu. Found it, the Macho Burrito! Those things were a total gut bomb.





















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