Comcast Goes "Above And Beyond" By Taking 6 Weeks To Realize They Never Ran Your Cable Lines
The Washington Post is the latest paper to attempt the problem of just why and how Comcast is able to suck as hard and as consistently as they do. They run through the usual suspects (too much emphasis on growth, Brian "Comcatastophe" Roberts makes $20 million a year, too much competition, not enough competition, people watch videos, it's Wednesday, I love lamp, etc.). Whatever the reason for Comcast's suckage, its not accidental, and we're thoroughly bored with the excuses, but we did enjoy the article for its obligatory "bad customer experience" anecdote -- in which Comcast characterizes itself as going "above and beyond" for the consumer.
After five weeks, 20 calls, a day off work and three visits that ended without any idea why Bayes couldn't get service, Comcast found the solution to this head-scratcher of a problem: The company hadn't run cable lines to Bayes's house.
...Bayes, a membership specialist for the National Rifle Association, said his problem began before the first service agent came to his home. The new-home specialist should have been able to tell Bayes there was no service to his new home from the first call, he said. None of the many other service representatives caught that error for weeks.
Comcast installed a line from the neighborhood hub to his home almost six weeks after his first call.
"We went above and beyond for him," [Spokeswoman Jenni Moyer] said.
But that wasn't enough for Bayes. Last week, he switched providers.
"Above and beyond?" Seriously?
Call the Cable Guy. Again. [Washington Post] (Thanks, Brian!)
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Apparently Jenni Moyer has been drinking the Kool Aid from the office water cooler.
Hmmm. Yesterday ABC News did a piece on Twitter helping out a Comcast user (no mention of Consumerist.com though). >:0
Comcast CSR Frank Eliason is mentioned in the piece too.
A bit off subject, but I applied to work at Comcast, as I wanted to be someone that hopefully would help Comcast flip their image around into a more customer-centric company. I have worked with call centers before with "flipping" their customer service attitudes. The surprise is that they have not responded...
For the past year, I had been receiving Comcast mail for someone who didn't live in my apartment. I even sent back one or two envelopes that looked like bills. Finally, one day Comcast sends a notice that tells me that "in a recent audit, there's an active cable line running to my apartment that hasn't had an account attached to it in months." Looks like they finally got the message.
I should note that I have Wide Open West, and there was definitely no signal coming into my apartment when I moved in. Way to stay on top of things, Comcast!
@sleze69:
"What's the relevance of mentioning Bayes' association with the NRA?"
Comcast + NRA - shooting = restraint : )
@MyPetFly: Yes, I did. Actually, I watched him run out the gate. We had just moved to a new neighborhood with a busy road so all my neighbors came out to watch me run and scream like a moron after my dog, who was eager to check out the neighborhood.
So Comcast didn't lose my dog, they just gave me a reputation.
Cable TV needs to be regulated just as hard if not harder than the traditional phone and electric companies not only because they are using the public right of ways and band width but they are in many respects an essential part of people's lives for information and even phone service now.
Record Keeping sucks at Comcast.A complete audit of their records such as what they are charging customers for and what and how much they are putting in the records.We're still being charged for the orginal boxes from 20 years ago even though they were turned in years ago.This is as bad as customers being charged for or renting phones after the phone company break up in the 1980s.-what the heck are you paying for?
But alot of Comcasts problems come from lack of scrutiny from the local public utility commissions and FCC.Comcast's records period need to be AUDITED.How can Comcast not know wether they even have plant in a neighborhood-if for nothing else to stay even with the competition.They might even be cheating the tax collectors using plant not on record yet but they might be cheating themselves of revenue by not knowing what they have either.
It is time to scrutinize the cable companies as hard if not harder than the Ma Bells.EVERYTHING needs to AUDITED if not regulated more.
@u1itn0w2day: The article says, "Comcast installed a line from the neighborhood hub to his home almost six weeks after his first call." Doesn't seem like a "public right of ways" to me.
This reminds me of the time that I was mowing the lawn and the mower cut the cable line that Comcast later claimed they "forgot" to re-bury under the ground after doing maintenance. How could they not realize there was a goddamn cable running over the sidewalk and through our lawn? Anyway, I had no TV or Internet for whole week.
@Dabigkid: Do you think the hubs "magically" appear? Of course they, and every other utility, uses public right of ways.
The fact that the spokeswoman claims what Comcast did to serve their customer was so impressive pretty much proves they suck at customer service. Do they really think 20 calls to fix a problem like this is acceptable? Taking that attitude in a public comment to one of the nation's better media operations pretty much proves they suck at public relations. And the fact that several technicians missed that no line was installed pretty much proves they suck at troubleshooting.
Comcast, you are on a ROLL.
Comcast is the worst. I had a major ongoing problem with them, and after many wasted hours on the phone with customer service (including waiting on hold for over 20 minutes only to be HUNG UP ON), I e-mailed Rick Germano, their "Senior Vice President of Customer Operations" and a day or two later, I got a call from an actual customer service person (not one of the clueless reps, but an actual, like, nice, smart, manager-level person) in my area who took care of business. He gave me his direct # and everything, and was very responsive. If anyone wants his info, PM me.
@jonworld: That happened to me as well. Took them a week to fix and almost 4 weeks to bury the cable.
@jonworld: "This reminds me of the time that I was mowing the lawn and the mower cut the cable line that Comcast later claimed they "forgot" to re-bury under the ground after doing maintenance. How could they not realize there was a goddamn cable running over the sidewalk and through our lawn?"
I'd say it was just as easy for them to overlook it as it was for you.
*Sorry for being a smartass.
Didn't the FCC issue new requirements that allow for market choice for cable providers? Maybe I'm crazy, but I though I read something about this in the New York Times last fall.
I am about to move to the Boston area and Comcast is the "only provider" I can use there, according to the other companies I've called.
I use Time Warner Cable currently and while they have their own issues, they pale in comparison to the crappiness of Comcast. My parents currently have Comcast (Comcast bought out their cable provider, but I don't remember who they had previously) and Comcast has proceeded to have one problem after another (first, when the switchover occurred, my parents were told that they couldn't get cable at all because they didn't have cable service. . . um what? they live in the capital city of a state - not in anything remotely rural or even really suburban - and they previously had cable. . .oops! when Comcast realized they goofed, then they messed up their billing, came out and did some sort of "line work" that proceeded to cut the telephone lines for their entire neighborhood, improperly cut off my parents' internet, you name it). And of course it looks like Comcast is about to get the golden shit trophy.
Anyone know about this new FCC rule/change? And what I can do (I can't get sattelite w/ my apartment building) to avoid Comcast?
@jackal676:
But he wasn't the one doing the maintenance, the Comcast guy who pulled it out in the first place was.
You know what's really funny, I'm enjoying Family Guy ON Demand and surfing on their internet while my girlfriend is on their phone all of which has not stopped working since date of install and has been reliable AND my bill is exactly as it should be.
I"M THE EXCEPTION TO THE RULE!!!
seriously I do feel bad about this guy 6 weeks is crazy!!
@jonworld: You've lost me. How could YOU not have noticed there was a cable over the sidewalk and over your lawn? It's YOUR lawn and you're standing right there. Mowing it. Poetic justice.


















I suppose they would also be doing him a favor by supplying him with the cable channels he was being billed for.