Domino's Tests The Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

By JaySlatkin July 24, 2008

Most people don’t realize that scientists at Domino’s are working overtime to discover the absolute limit of what humans will consume. “The Domino’s scientists now believe a certain percentage of human beings may have a genetic predisposition to eat unhealthy foods made from other even unhealthier foods.” See the Onion video, inside…

What is your idea for the most disgustingly delicious pizza?

Domino’s Tests Limits Of What Humans Will Eat [The Onion]

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  1. citybuddha says:
    July 25, 2008 at 2:34 pm

    Mole sauce on a pie with chicken is to die for.
    no kiddin

  2. darkryd says:
    July 25, 2008 at 3:26 pm

    Genetic predisposition? What? As if eons ago humans developed a gene in their body that waited patiently for junk food to come into existence so it could fulfill its purpose?

    Ridiculous.

  3. Gopher bond says:
    July 25, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    One time in college, a small Domino’s pizza got shoved under the couch and forgotten for almost two weeks. When I found it, I opened it expecting the worst and surprisingly, it didn’t looke any worse than if it had been left out overnight. I heated it up in the oven and it tasted the same, didn’t get sick neither. Maybe it’s made out of twinkies.

  4. The Master of Reason says:
    July 25, 2008 at 7:56 pm

    @darkryd: This is the Onion we’re talking about, here.

    That being said, we _do_ have a genetic predisposition towards fatty food and high-protein food, as described by purplesun and ceriphim.

  5. ModernDayGilligan says:
    July 25, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Skittle Pizza, please.

  6. Channing says:
    July 27, 2008 at 4:20 am

    Man, they’re still years behind JAPANESE Pizza.
    =/

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