If you’re a close Consumerist reader, you should now know what’s in this box. Leave your wild guesses in the comments.
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Oops, pfblueprint beat me to it!
Doesn’t that depend on the name of the cat? Let’s say it’s Schrodinger. That means that there’s probably a cat inside the box, and it’s both alive and dead. At the same time, people. AT THE SAME TIME.
The Grocery Expansion “Laser” (in my best Dr. Evil voice)
It’s got to be the golden shit award, but I hope the grocery shrink ray didn’t get to it, that box looks a bit small for such an award..
@nsv: Great guess!
It must be an iPod from Amazon!
i still say it’s eddie murphy’s career waiting to be disposed of in the most humane fashion.
I guess it is the golden poop award. But I am more interested in the kitty. The kitty looks a lot like my first cat, Joey! I miss him.
Of COURSE its the poo!! Take a big whiff!
A single atom. And a leaflet that says “Thank you for shopping with us!”
Oops! I meant to say poo, not shit, sorry!
You guys are all missing it, its an over sized box for the golden poo. Come on….
Matter. It is 100% pure matter. If you exclude any dark matter that may be present that is.
I can’t believe people are still guessing something other than the golden poo. I meam someone even linked to an old post showing that exact box containing a previous golden poo. For shame people, for shame.
Nathan Fillion fans fear not – he does eventually show up, after the 12 minute mark.
Also this is very funny and excellent.
Hmm, the cat seems to have lost interest. Funny thing… So have I >_>
it’s a lovely bunch of coconuts (deeldee dee)
(also… that beautiful black kitty looks *exactly* like my baby that I lost a month ago…
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Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A cat’s excrement guilded with the finest gold colored paint.
Narnia?
I think it’s just Act 1 until the 20th. My understanding is Act 2 just became available today and will be up longer.
Seriously, this is so good.
Golden sh*t.
I’m still holding out hope that it’s presents for Jay, Carey, Meg & chucklebuck.
It’s the Golden Poop!
thats a cute ass cat. or a cute, ass-cat. take your pick.
Ooooh! Does this mean we have a winner to bestow this gift of golden poo upon?
A bunch of Cenobites?
/late
I can has golden caca?
ONE MILLYUN DOLLARZ
NAPKINS!!! n00bs….
I still stand by my statement that it’s a nuclear warhead from Iran