In case you were wondering, yes, it is illegal to trade sex for a $100 gas card. [The Smoking Gun]

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  1. Smooooth says:

    Ok…but what about a $200 gas card?

  2. Myotheralt says:

    Why is illegal to sell something you can give away for free?

  3. PHX602 says:

    OK, a few things that bothered me about the story:

    - Ms. Eversole was charged with both prostitution and doing business without an occupational license. Is this not redundant? Is it even possible to get a occupational license as a gas-grubbing whore?

    - Mr. Novak was charged with promoting prostution. I hope and pray this does not involve a carny barking act.

    - The citation noted “other gifts” in addition to the Speedway card. I wonder if it included Twix bars, a bottle of King Cobra, or beef jerky?

    - Mr. Novak is listed as married. Oh, Mrs. Novak is going to be pissed — trading hard earned gas money for some strange.

    - Ms. Eversole is also listed as married. I wonder if Mr. Eversole was doing the monthly budget and said, “you know honey, we’re a little short on gas money this week. Can you blow a couple guys and make up the difference?”

  4. witeowl says:

    What? I was bartering! C’mon…

  5. Trust me, I'm a doctor says:

    Yep, anytime sex is traded for gasoline, the terrorists win. Don’t we have better things to worry about as a society?

  6. csdiego says:

    I think I’ll go hang myself.

  7. Eldritch says:

    Does that mean my roommate in college who slept with a guy so he’d do her Chem homework should be arrested?

    Please say yes, I hated that bitch.

  8. howie_in_az says:

    @myotheralt: Hello, gas is $4/gallon. It’s anything but free.

  9. Slytherin says:

    @Trust me, I’m a doctor: Evertyime sex is traded for gasoline, God kills a kitten.

  10. Maurs says:

    Ah, my home state shines again.

  11. LUV2CattleCall says:

    @Trust me, I’m a doctor:

    Actually…the terrorists lose = less virgins for them…

  12. dorianh49 says:

    @PHX602: “Is it even possible to get a occupational license as a gas-grubbing whore?”

    Ask ExxonMobil.

    From another article, I found out that the gas card was actually worth $100.10. When asked by Mr. Eversole “who paid 10 cents?”, Ms. Eversole replied, “everyone”.

  13. timmus says:

    Now why exactly is this bad?

  14. timmus says:

    BTW here is a picture of the best gas station for this kind of bartering: [www.pjchmiel.com] or [donaldmark.home.comcast.net] . Take your pick!

  15. SkyeBlue says:

    Doesn’t he look an awful like that guy form “Dateline” who does all those “To Catch a Predator” shows?

  16. chutch says:

    @timmus: For the prices on those signs, who really needs to trade sex for gas?

  17. Bladefist says:

    @timmus: haha we have Kum n’ go all over missouri. It’s a pretty sweet tourist destination.

  18. empkae says:

    Why the War On Pleasure? Is big business religion really that threatened by alternatives? Is big pharma so hurting for profits?

  19. @LUV2CattleCall: Actually, Allah meant 72 VIRGINIANS. And they’re all kinda pissed.

  20. Rachacha says:

    @Eldritch: It depends…was she any good :-)

  21. gc3160thtuk says you got your humor in my sarcasm and you say you got your sarcasm in my humor says:

    Eldritch ROFLMFAO! Thanks I needed that laugh. Anyways that’s a bit whorish for your college roomie to do that LOL. Anyways I think we all had roomies in college that we wanted to punch in the face on a daily basis. I had 10 suite mates and several of them finally got on my nerves enough that I moved back home 1 semester into my sophomore year. The b***h that really got on my nerves was the one who played gangsta rap and classical music at a deafening level at all hours of the day and night. GRRR. I shoulda stayed in the all female dorm and forgone the party style co-ed dorm LOL.

  22. moore850 says:

    just $100? Well there’s your problem, the sex probably isn’t any good if you can only get a hundred bucks for it.

  23. The only crime here is the shirt she’s wearing.

  24. theblackdog says:

    This should be on Wonkette

  25. badgeman46 says:

    Whats the difference between dinner and a movie and a gas card? Legally I think he should go from that angle.

  26. SpdRacer says:

    @PHX602: Being charge for “doing business without an occupational license” is the funniest part of the story. Gotta love Kentucky!