Lol, subliminal advertising. If you've seen as many infomercials as I have, you'd know that guys are very Very concerned about the size of their penises. How this fits in with eating gummi penises is beyond me.

Now, if only some were curved, some were pencil thin, some were short and stout, it would be more realistic. Because there are so many different types of lighthouses.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
That's awesome.

The variety pack also comes with gummi clams.

Gummi lighthouses, much in the fashion of the chewable phalli craze of the mid 50's and later in the 80's, are making a roaring comeback.

Who...who are we to judge?

uncut lol

Combine these with the rocket straws from Wal*Mart.

[consumerist.com]

Reminds me of the class who planted cacti in clown pots: [www.rawfoodinfo.com]

Some people just have dirty minds.

Dude, they are LIGHTHOUSES.

Pffft, kid's stuff. Any crazy/angry parent up to date?

I mean, kids can say ''fuck'', but they still don't know what it means :)

@Purrrz: Can you even imagine trying to find the gummi difference between circumsised and uncircumised?

There is a game : "DIRTY MINDS"
The Game of Naughty Clues...

TEST HOW DIRTY YOUR MIND IS BY READING THE FOLLOWING CLUES:

- I'm a four letter word
- I'm a name for a woman.
- I end in u-n-t.

------ What am I ?
If your first response to these clues wasn't "AUNT," you have a dirty mind!

Finally, a candy that can make every man more confident!

That reminds me of "Sour Crawlers" gummi worms. For a short while, they were making two-headed worms. Yes, they had a single long body with two round "heads" at one end.

It's not the size of the lighthouse that matters, but how it's used & how the motion of the ocean is involved.

@Trai_Dep: Somehow, I don't see many guys casually popping gummy penises on their lunch break, no matter how confident it makes them feel. However, I can see these as the type of candy that turns a little known elementary school prankster into a GOD amongst his peers.

I wonder if these are available at Kum & Go?

*munch munch munch*

....what?

"First of all, who even knew there was a demand for such a thing."
I live in Maine. Tourists here would eat these up,no pun tended.

According to Larry Craig "They ARE NOT gay."

the lighthouses are erect.

this just in: there are lots of phallic objects in the world.

I like heard Rod Stewart like collapsed during a concert and when they like pumped his stomach they totally found A FULL 12 OUNCES of gummi lighthouses!

RAAAAAWWWRRR! Fake OUTRAGE!!

I can see a market for these in lighthouse giftshops.

Wasn't there a consumerist post about phallic dry dog food here as well?

Ooooh! I think the main problem I have with these is that the lighthouses aren't tall enough!

are these religious maybe? aren't jehovah's witnesses all about lighthouses where they even have the official magazine called the lighthouse?

Are there any gummi little men in boats to go with the lighthouses?

oops... google finally told me that I was thinking of the watchtower. much more ominous.

They are pretty cool. They'll make a great gag gift.

everyone always focuses on the lighthouses(penis)...dont forget the rocks(testes) below!

@44 in a Row: As long as they don't have crabs.

Hey guys?? Editors??? Look up your facts before posting a story?? :)

This is fake. Unless you can point me towards a company called Mill Farm that sells candy (according to Google, there isn't one), I won't believe it's true.

Please fact check instead of just tossing stuff up?

The Ypsilanti watertower, however, is all too real:
[en.wikipedia.org]

Mouthwatering.

Mill Farm to Customers: Eat a Dick.

@Victo: I actually bought that game a while back. I also read the example clues on the back and thought it would be a laugh riot. Instead, it was completely lame. I was very disappointed.

I'll sell it to you for $5.

@Phillip M. Vector: I am guessing this is from Mills Fleet Farm. They are this odd big box store around MN & WI. They sell a mix of hunting stuff, clothes, pet items, automotive, farm items, hardware and household stuff. The place is like some sort of redneck heaven. I think that package is just their no-name store candy they sell by the registers.

bwahahahaha!!! those are great. So is this

It's not Mill Farm's problem that lighthouses are inherently phallic. =D

All I have to say is....

LOL!!!

shoot, image above didn't post

here it is

Also, the bottle for AsomBroso Tequila is HIGHLY inappropriate.

Hahahaha!! Those are AWESOME. I'd buy them.

hee hee hee.

oh man, that's great.... They would completely sell out if they changed the name to something more appropriate.. Ok well more "Inappropriate."

Is that a Christmas Tree Shops logo over the barcode??

[www.christmastreeshops.com]

Maybe these were adult-intended bachelorette party favors that got re-branded and sold.

If you can't sell it one way, re-label it and put it in a different store.