The $26,000 "My Dior" Cellphone
For the idiot who has everything comes the latest in unbridled extravagance: fashion house Christian Dior is set this month to launch of line of luxury cellphones costing a ridiculous amount of money. The phone will come in two versions, a "basic" one for $5,000, and a "Lady Dior" one for $26,000. The latter's pricetag is justified by 640 stones and 3,251 carats of Swarovski crystals embedded in a crocodile skin sheath. Both models will feature touchscreens, integrated media player, bluetooth, blah blah blah, but they do have one actual innovation. The phone comes with a "My Dior," a USB key-sized version of the main cellphone that communicates with the mothership cellphone via Bluetooth and clips to the outside of a bag. Christian Dior says this way you don't have to go digging through your purse to find your phone. We think it would also come in handy if you don't have time to set up a full security perimeter every time you want to make a call.
Another rendering of the life you will never lead.
Vitals:
- 640 stones of 3251 carats of Swarovski crystals
- 2.6-inch touch screen with QVGA resolution
- 2-megapixel camera
- ringtones (possibly with Dior's voice himself)
- USB-sized miniature "My Dior" auxiliary cellphone
New Dior Phone Targets China, Russia [WSJ]
"My Dior" Mobile Phone [Luxist]
Swarovski Dior Phone Inlaid with 640 Crystals, Costs $26,000 [Mobiledia]
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Swarovski crystals? I believe that's what used to be called rhinestones?
Watch to see this given for free to celebrities in 'swag bags' at events and award shows.
The inflated value lets Dior have a huge write off for PR and generates tons of publicity.
Oh and certainly a few oil sheiks will pay retail, perhaps the guy that paid 15 million for a vanity license plate.
@TakingItSeriously: So many problems in this world and there are people that will buy crap like this. People are so narcissistic and don't give a damn about about anything else.
@Steaming Pile: No, of course she doesn't buy this crap. You forget that Paris Hilton does not pay for this kind of stuff. It's given to her!
@Our Lady of the Massacre: Yes, yes it does make you a bad person.
@csdiego: Because poor people don't work hard enough. Rich people do. Poor people are too lazy to get that third job to put their kids in private schools. Now if we cut their tax bill by $150, all would be better. Bridges crumbling is just the free market working itself out. You should know when you go on a bridge, it could collapse. Buyer beware.
@Our Lady of the Massacre: How about you take $25,000 of that money and enable a third world country to have some POTABLE WATER, and you can spend the remaining $1000 on RENT, FOOD, CLOTHES, BILLS, CHILDREN'S NEEDS, and GAS for the next month?
'Cause that's minimum wage, baby.
Well duh, of course the gov'mnt is supposed to bail people out of the financial holes they've dug for themselves! Where've you been? Under a rock?? ;)
@BeFrugalNotCheap: Don't forget to include the major financial institutions that paid their executives millions in bonuses, even when things started to collapse, they're the ones that really need our help.
























Yeah... real smart to clip a 26k phone to the outside of your bag.
I guess if you have 26k to splurge on a phone, buying a replacement won't be a big deal.