Tantalizing "Golden Lucky Shit" Awaits WCIA Winner
Just a reminder folks, this is what it's all about. This is the prize the contestants in the Worst Company In America contest are vying for: a chance to be a proud owner of the Golden Lucky Shit award! Made from genuine plastic and coated with genuine golden plastic, just like many of the companies' products. Protected from the harsh reality of the floor by a plump cushion, just like many of the companies' executives. Fits in perfectly on the desk next to that clankity ball rack thingy. What's it called? Oh, Newton's cradle. Well, buddy, with the Golden Lucky Shit award, the only gravity you'll be pondering is the weight of the title of Worst Company In America on your back! Good luck to our finalists!
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Golden Shit FTW?
OMG! The Golden Turd! The Kinunko! Good luck corporate America!
The winner will be very proud!
Good stuff. Almost makes me want to start up an airline or medical insurance company so I can have one of my own!
There should be a *little* golden shit for the runner-up.
I'm sitting on NEEDLES! :D
So if my company sucks balls ... what do I get?
My wife and I bought golden turds as gifts for everyone we knew when we went to Japan on our honeymoon.
There was some "Gee...Thanks", but most people thought it was awesome.
Make a Golden Ice Cream cone and you got a Golden Swirlie. Plan Backfire...
Who gives a crap?
Yeah if you're going to use gold why not go all out and craft to look more like real shit... and why stop there?! You could also craft it to smell like real shit. That would add some definate value.
Shit happens...
Is the thing painted with lead paint from China?
Applebees has given me the golden shits before, so I guess they win?
I'm sorry but I fail to see where you hid the cup and the 2 girls.
Comcast, this shit's for you...
I am sure walmar....uh, I mean the winner will display it proudly!
Looks like gold-dipped DQ.
@boxjockey68: I don't know, Countrywide appears to be making a push for some last minute votes: [consumerist.com] Personally, I think that this "developing news story" was actually planted by Countrywide, the final bit of campaigning to win the coveted award.
This will look great on Lee Scott's desk.
Really? Golden Shit? Great idea to make the media ignore your hard work. Don't see them wanting to talk about Golden Shit on the morning shows...
Inspired by the fine folks at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory?
How are you going to get it to the "winner"?
Seriously, are you going to the board of directors meeting and demand mic time to reward the CEO in front of the COB?
If Wal-Mart wins, I will personally deliver it to the Bentonville AR main office!
Go Diebold! I'm pulling (er, pushing) for you!
holy crap!
nice, this should be permanently mounted in the front entrance / lobby of the company that wins greeting every visitor.
Come on, Countrywide!
Thing is, I don't think you'd actually have to have something like this custom made. You see shit like that in Japan all the time.
come on best buy, you can do it............
What does the Chinese "plaque" say? Anyone know?
I can see the photog's reflection. I hope you wore clothes this time.
I don't have a multi-million dollar company that's screwing it's consumers. So how do I get one of those awesome lucky shits?!
Classy.
Oh man I can't wait for Countrywide to take the GLS!
I want to see this thing hand delivered in person and on camera!
@ConsumptionJunkie: Nah, give the runner up a lucite encased cup of piss. That way you can call the runner up prize "The Pisser"
next year can we use golden retriever shit instead?
Where'd you guys get it? ThinkGeek?
Is that. The Golden Shit?