Hey Apple, What's So Dirty About My Gift Card Note?
Reader Sai says:
This is kind of weird: so, I'm trying to buy my friend an Apple gift card off of their website. My friend is pretty shy about celebrating her bday, so I wrote in the message that accompanies the card: "Happy birthday! I hope you aren't shy to celebrate this year!" After I typed that, I got a message that deemed my message inappropriate?
Eh?
We couldn't figure out what was wrong with it. Can you?
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Isn't this the oldest trick in the internet book? Where you type something nasty into the search bar and then replace the next screen with something nice.
ie. typing DIRTY NASTY SLUTS into google, and then on the results screen where you have websites full of dirty nasty sluts, change where you typed that to 'my mother-in-law' or something.
Apple institutes both spell check and grammar check into their online giftcard program. Apple, in their relentless pursuit of excellence, are not able to permit Apple products to be given as gifts if the contain sloppy sentence constructions.
"Happy birthday! I hope you aren't shy to celebrate this year!"
"Happy birthday! I hope you aren't too shy to celebrate this year!"
I tried it out and once you remove the word "shy" from the message it allows it. You can also put single quotes around it - 'shy' - and it works.
Looked up definitions for shy and maybe it's just considered a derogatory term for someone? Or maybe it's just messed up.
Try it yourself
Those who find these practices offensive are of course cellophobic.
And those who enjoy these practices are invariably fans of Kool And The Gang.
Granted, I work with kids sites mostly, but there was a coworker testing something or other and entered her name "Virginia" into a field, and it wouldn't let her use it because it contained "gin". In that line of that, celebrate contains "bra", or it could be the aforementioned "shy t", but either way it looks like a dirty word filter run amok.
Interesting. I work for a company that manages and tracks gift cards. We also resell gift cards as well. Often times the messages that people write to each other are grammatically incorrect. We want to go in a change them because we don't want people to feel stupid. AT the same time, it's inappropriate for us to do so, and it's not our job.
@TropicalParadise: What they said. The person entered the dirty words, pressed enter, and then changed the words before taking the screenshot. And now Apple's image, regardless of how you feel about them, has suffered.
@chiieddy: Indeed, AOL actually filtered that exact thing for a time (1995). You couldn't create a chat room name with words like Nebraska, brain, or Debra.
@Jack Loftus: Just like Google, you can try it yourself at store.apple.com. "Celebrate" passes, but "shy to" does not.
@SkokieGuy: Then we have the whole new problem of a tooshy appearing. I'm sure Apple won't approve of talking about tooshy's and shyt on a giftcard!
I believe 'shyt' is spelt shite anyway, no?
yeah, this is the real problem. not why is the message inappropriate, buy why is apple policing the messages in the first place? i should be able to put any damn thing i want on my gift card.
I've always seen SHITE as well. But as it contains "shit" I would think SHYT is an attempt to get around a previously thwarted attempt at typing "shit."
I don't know why Apple would give a fuck what you typed on someone's gift card. If I get money from someone, I don't care if the card says, "fuck you motherfucker. here's your shitty mother fucking gift card." I say, "woo hoo! MONEY!"
@MissTicklebritches: "maybe you could substitute 'bashful', 'timid', or 'embarassed' for 'shy'"
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that embarASSed would probably fail as well.
@jiggersplat: Is it that shocking that Apple looked at the number of people who would complain about being able to send dirty messages vs the number of people who would complain about not being able to send dirty messages, considered which group is more likely to collectively not buy things as a result of allowing vs disallowing, and acted accordingly?
I mean it's great if Apple decided to celebrate the freedoms of expression we all know and love, but they're not a political force. They're out to make as many customers happy so they continue to purchase there.
























Probably an improper regex (expressions to filter for swear words, etc.) on apple's part, but I don't see where the problem is at a quick glance.