Tantalizing "Golden Lucky Shit" Awaits WCIA Winner

Just a reminder folks, this is what it’s all about. This is the prize the contestants in the Worst Company In America contest are vying for: a chance to be a proud owner of the Golden Lucky Shit award! Made from genuine plastic and coated with genuine golden plastic, just like many of the companies’ products. Protected from the harsh reality of the floor by a plump cushion, just like many of the companies’ executives. Fits in perfectly on the desk next to that clankity ball rack thingy. What’s it called? Oh, Newton’s cradle. Well, buddy, with the Golden Lucky Shit award, the only gravity you’ll be pondering is the weight of the title of Worst Company In America on your back! Good luck to our finalists!

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  1. Nick1693 says:

    Is that. The Golden Shit?

  2. buyer5 says:

    Golden Shit FTW?

  3. Angryrider says:

    OMG! The Golden Turd! The Kinunko! Good luck corporate America!

  4. VikingP77 says:

    The winner will be very proud!

  5. Mike8813 says:

    Good stuff. Almost makes me want to start up an airline or medical insurance company so I can have one of my own!

  6. ConsumptionJunkie says:

    There should be a *little* golden shit for the runner-up.

  7. Karyuu says:

    I’m sitting on NEEDLES! :D

  8. prisonplanet says:

    So if my company sucks balls … what do I get?

  9. OhneHosen says:

    My wife and I bought golden turds as gifts for everyone we knew when we went to Japan on our honeymoon.

    There was some “Gee…Thanks”, but most people thought it was awesome.

  10. WiglyWorm must cease and decist says:

    @ConsumptionJunkie: The “Golden Squirt” as it were?

  11. WiglyWorm must cease and decist says:

    @ConsumptionJunkie: The “Golden Squirt” if it were?

  12. donkeyjote says:

    Make a Golden Ice Cream cone and you got a Golden Swirlie. Plan Backfire…

  13. dorianh49 says:

    Who gives a crap?

  14. snoop-blog says:

    Yeah if you’re going to use gold why not go all out and craft to look more like real shit… and why stop there?! You could also craft it to smell like real shit. That would add some definate value.

  15. snoop-blog says:

    Shit happens…

  16. Shadowfire says:

    Is the thing painted with lead paint from China?

  17. ObtuseGoose says:

    Applebees has given me the golden shits before, so I guess they win?

  18. ninjatoddler says:

    I’m sorry but I fail to see where you hid the cup and the 2 girls.

  19. dakotad555 says:

    Comcast, this shit’s for you…

  20. boxjockey68 says:

    I am sure walmar….uh, I mean the winner will display it proudly!

  21. Craig says:

    Looks like gold-dipped DQ.

  22. Rachacha says:

    @boxjockey68: I don’t know, Countrywide appears to be making a push for some last minute votes: [consumerist.com] Personally, I think that this “developing news story” was actually planted by Countrywide, the final bit of campaigning to win the coveted award.

  23. This will look great on Lee Scott’s desk.

  24. ByeBye says:

    @boxjockey68: I am taking all bets! Walmart for the win, 100 to 1!

  25. heintzer says:

    @ConsumptionJunkie: Perhaps a golden shart?

  26. Counterpoint says:

    Really? Golden Shit? Great idea to make the media ignore your hard work. Don’t see them wanting to talk about Golden Shit on the morning shows…

  27. TheLemon says:

    Inspired by the fine folks at the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory?

  28. no.no.notorious says:

    @TheLemon: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  29. zentex says:

    @dorianh49: apparently, The Consumerist :D

  30. How are you going to get it to the “winner”?

    Seriously, are you going to the board of directors meeting and demand mic time to reward the CEO in front of the COB?

  31. ByeBye says:

    If Wal-Mart wins, I will personally deliver it to the Bentonville AR main office!

  32. Imaginary_Friend says:

    Go Diebold! I’m pulling (er, pushing) for you!

  33. TMurphy says:

    holy crap!

  34. zed0 says:

    nice, this should be permanently mounted in the front entrance / lobby of the company that wins greeting every visitor.

  35. @Craig: Anybody else wanna go for a blizzard right about now?

  36. bobosgirl says:

    Come on, Countrywide!

  37. MercuryPDX says:

    Looks way bigger than it is….

    [gizmodo.com]

  38. TechnoDestructo says:

    Thing is, I don’t think you’d actually have to have something like this custom made. You see shit like that in Japan all the time.

  39. HOP says:

    come on best buy, you can do it…………

  40. mike says:

    What does the Chinese “plaque” say? Anyone know?

  41. mike says:

    @HOP: Dude, Best Buy got upset by Diebold. I was surprised too. I had Best Buy going all the way.

  42. RandomHookup says:

    I can see the photog’s reflection. I hope you wore clothes this time.

  43. Asvetic says:

    I don’t have a multi-million dollar company that’s screwing it’s consumers. So how do I get one of those awesome lucky shits?!

  44. SlappySquirrel says:

    Classy.

  45. Cap'n Jack says:

    Oh man I can’t wait for Countrywide to take the GLS!

  46. Darren W. says:

    I want to see this thing hand delivered in person and on camera!

  47. Crymson_77 says:

    @ConsumptionJunkie: Nah, give the runner up a lucite encased cup of piss. That way you can call the runner up prize “The Pisser”

  48. james says:

    next year can we use golden retriever shit instead?

  49. synergy says:

    Where’d you guys get it? ThinkGeek?

  50. MercuryPDX says:
  51. Kudzu-Cottage says:

    Bothered by dog owners who failed to clean up after their pets, I once spent hours laquering each poop-pile with gold spray paint. They were stolen in the night. No shit.

  52. boxjockey68 says:

    @ByeBye: If walmart wins it I swear I will come with you….Lee would be angry….how much fun!

  53. Blueskylaw says: