What exactly were these people thinking when they decided to make “gummi lighthouses?” First of all, who even knew there was a demand for such a thing. Second… well. You get the idea.
Gummi Lighthouses [Buzzfeed]
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Has anyone seen the Hannah Montana microphone candies yet
@Kounji: I swear I did not make that up. I saw them at a 7-11.
I was at the national art gallery in Ottawa, Canada. They had Michelangelo’s “David” lightswitch covers. They were printed with a photograph of the sculpture on the cover itself, and the lightswitch cam out right between his legs.
The fact that we are so deeply afraid of showing children an object that vaugley resembles a natural part of the human body is a sad commentary on our morals. There are much worse things out there.
@Kounji: I saw some sort of Hanna Montana cookie at a 7-11 when I was in Vegas a couple weeks ago. Looked like a record or a CD or something.
@Purrrz: OMG.
“Is that a lighthouse in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
they look delicious!
These lighthouses appear to be Jewish.
[gizmodo.com] Dora The Explorer Aquapet… shaped like a penis.
These will go great with my bird’s nest-shaped gummis.
Is it subliminal advertising? Or is it our dirty minds? Or was the person who came up with the lighthouse gummies just innocent? The same applies to those Walmart rocket straws.
Hrmm…
Meanwhile some porn dealer received a shipment of gummy lighthouses.