Sharper Image Liquidating All Stores

Sharper Image is closing for good starting today and everything at their remaining 86 is on sale from 20-40%. Fine purveyors of vibrating massage chairs and miniature plastic pinball tables, the liquidation is being handled by Gordon Brothers Retail Partners. These are the same guys who did the CompUSA fire sales, so expect similar awesomeness, like marking up merchandise 50%, then taking 20-40% off that…Farewell, Sharper Image, now men will have to find some other place to play while their female halves are in Victoria’s Secret.

Sharper Image® Store Closing Sale Now Underway at All Locations [Press Release] (Thanks to Justin!)

Comments

  1. Cyclone42 says:

    The CompUSA “liquidation” sales were beyond pathetic. It was like they RAISED their prices for the liquidation! There was one right nearby where I live, and I stopped by several times. There was nothing approaching a reasonable price, let alone a “sale” price. A Pentium II (yes, 2) for $300? A wired mouse (not wireless) for $50?

    Expect the “liquidation” company to gouge customers for as much as they possible can get out of them.

  2. austinchu says:

    I work for a company that manages and tracks gift cards, and I’ve been following this issue for sometime now on savvywallet.com. Leveragecard.com initialized a bankruptcy policy for consumers that purchased The Sharper Image gift card on our website. You can email me at austin@leveragecard.com and I can check our records to see if your card was purchased through us. If it is, then you’re in luck and you can swap it with any of our other retailers.