Worst Company In America UPSET: #63 Hallmark/Westland Meatpacking Stuns #2 News Corp!
Grab your popcorn, ladies and gentlemen! We have some eye-opening Worst Company in America news for you. Round 1 is finally over and the results are in: #63 Hallmark/Westland Meatpacking Company has upset #2 News Corp.!
While few had heard of this smalltime contender out of California until just before the tournament began, Westland/Hallmark had all the fundamentals in place: a huge scandal, public health hazards, child endangerment, animal cruelty, and video evidence. Though News Corp., (responsible for atrocities such as "MySpace") received the second most nominations of any company, they failed to deliver when the votes counted.
"It's a Cinderella story for Hallmark," said Editor, Ben Popken. "News Corp is just too big a creature to hate all at once," speculated Chris Walters, our Associate Editor.
We asked Weekend Editor, Carey G-B if the Hallmark/Westland "Mad Cows" have what it takes to contend with #34 United Health Care in the second round... Carey? Carey, are you there? He's too depressed to answer! He's burning his Rupert Murdoch T-shirt!
Congratulations to the Hallmark/Westland "Mad Cows" for this historic victory!
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@seamer: The same way Comcast is responsible for the horrific service in Colorado. (Purchase vs. Create)
@axiomatic: I asked Rupert Murdouch if he stopped slaughtering sick cows, and he wouldn't give me an answer.
Not too hard to figure out. Lots of vegetarians on the 'net. It isn't the company they're voting for/against, it's the fact that "meat is murder." Many of them see the act of eating an animal as far more evil than, oh say, willingly disseminating lies to stir up jingoistic yahoos so they'd support a corrupt, incompetent administration that would drag a us into a quagmire to make Vietnam look like a model of efficiency while lining the deep, deep pockets of the oil industry... etc.
"But, but, but... what about those poor cows?!" By the way, I was a vegetarian for a long time, but I got over it when I realized that I was becoming one of those people. Sort of like Bill Hicks when he said, "I'd stop smoking but I'm scared I'd become one of you."
I think its kinda ironic that so many people were up in arms over the whole Westland/Hallmark Meat Company investigation. we humans are not usually concerned about how our food is killed. Much like our political enemies, as long as they are dead, who cares how it happened! Eat up America!
The Truth, you can either watch or choose to be willfully ignorant!
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For everyone confused: Hallmark/Westland WERE up against News Corp in the preliminary voting rounds. Since they're moving on to the second round, all of the preliminary voting rounds are now closed. All that this post is saying is that Hallmark/Westland, NOT News Corp as might have been expected, will be moving on to the second round of voting.
@You-Me-Us: There are a lot of meat eaters on the Internet too. You don't have to be a vegetarian to be against animal cruelty and you don't even have to care about animal cruelty to care about hazards to your own health.
As far as News Corp "willingly disseminating lies to stir up jingoistic yahoos so they'd support a corrupt, incompetent administration" goes, even by your own argument this only works if people decide to be jingoistic yahoos. Nobody agreed to eat meat from sick cows.






















Huh? Ok. Now I have absolutely NO idea how this poll works.