Hillarious! Love it

Wow, she looks hot.

I lol'ed! Kinda reminded me of those herpes pharmaceutical ads. WHich I also find hilarious!

@Jinx: But remember, she has genital herpes.

Mom?

speel chek gusy realy, plaese?

@Jinx: Agreed, I can't stop looking at her! Maxim can shove it with their models.

for as much as people knock eharmony it does work some of the time. My wife was on there for a bit, ended up meeting a stalker type guy. but then we ended up meeting each other on there(she was the first match i got) and have been happy since. so not saying its perfect, but i gota give them credit for matching me well with someone who grew up in a similar home situation as myself(and its not the most normal of situations either, but i dont really care to elaborate) and also matching us on similar interests in things. We have our differences in stuff, like food movies and music tastes, but for the most part, we line up on the important things.

had i not met her through eharmony we most likely would of have still dated and gotten married and been as happy as we are now, but they certainly helped with the initial meeting

@ViperBorg:

Nothing that herpicide cant fix!

They just need to find a way to get this put in place of the eHarmony ads on TV. They play those darn things about once every commercial break.

eharmony ads are know around our place as "that crazy racist breeding program". The matched by visually assumed race thing they use in their commercials is just creepy.

I'm not allowed on eHarmony since I like the men, I used match.com and met my current boyfriend that way instead.

That was awesome!

Everyone knows ax-wielding maniacs can't use the Internet. You can't hold an ax and type at the same time.

@Rectilinear Propagation: Clearly you never learned how to type with an ax.

"Proud memeber of the 15% that Eharmony can't do anything for."

Seriously though, I think they blow you off if you tell them you are agnostic or atheist.

Ehh, I've tried a bunch of the dating sites (match, eharmony, plentyoffish, okcupid, justsayhi, ect). Of them, eHarmony seems to be the best. Can't say I've met the love of my life there, or even gotten an actual date, but I've gotten more out of it than I have out of the other site.

Their "steps of communication" is cheesy, but it does encourage you to communicate since you can start off with some prewritten questions instead of trying to figure out how to write a lengthy email to someone who you don't know and who may never read it, and the matches I get seem to be gainfully employed, not suicidal, and have hobbies that go beyond drinking and passing out, which is more than I can say about some of the other dating sites.

Hey guys,

Just wanted to say thanks for all the positive feedback... really made my day.

We've got another parody for Viagra which you can find here.

[www.thrillahill.com]

Cheers,
Will

@Jaysyn: Ha, I did the free profile for shits and giggles myself and got that "we can't do anything for you" response.

We need an eHarmony, but for selfish, amoral sluts.

@KarmaChameleon: Also, I'm Pagan and bisexual, so that might have been it too.

@Jaysyn: I'm agnostic and they let me in. Haven't had any of the matches get past the "open communication" stage, but meh. I'm just going to let my subscription expire. Maybe Consumerist should have a dating function on its site. There are plenty of commenters I'm interested in.

I met my husband 4 years ago on Yahoo's site. You have to be patient and talk to a lot of people. I've gone back and looked once in a while and the same people are STILL looking for love (or one-night stands)

I can haz gerlfrend? LOL Great job - I'll check out the Viagra when I get home