Kmart Will Trade You A Bottle Of Coke Or Free Candy For A Sears Credit Card App

Dan sent us this pic he snapped in a local Kmart and writes, “I remember a previous post on a Wal-Mart card that offered a 2-liter bottle, but I guess inflation caught up with big K as they are only offering 20-oz.”

Starbucks grotesquely mishandled their free coffee stunt—they could have been collecting credit card apps all day long.

Comments

  1. StevieD says:

    Wow.

    What a cheapie offer.

    The first time I saw one of those offers it was 10% off your purchase in a department store. I was 22ish and buying a living room and bedroom suite. Darn right I filled out the application for a nice little $300 savings.

    Last one of those promo offers I saw was get $10 off your purchase. $10 was not enough for me to waste my time completing an application for a card that I didnot want.

    Now we are down to a free bottle of pop.

    Why bother?

  2. PSTOKELY says:

    This kind of marketing works on (or near) college campuses with Freshmen mostly

  3. fuzzymuffins says:

    i think i’ll wait until they start offering a “free boot to the head” …… it’s not far off.

  4. mammalpants says:

    it makes me want to sign up because it looks so professional!

  5. zibby says:

    I hope that soda is cold so that applicants can chug it with gusto to celebrate their potential credit line at Sears. But it probably isn’t.

  6. azzy says:

    I love this site – nowhere else on the internet would this be posted, but as soon as I got in the store and saw this table I thought ‘Hey, Consumerist!’

    That said, the K-Mart where I found this was remodeled and is pretty decent. The people shopping there… not quite so much.

  7. karmaghost says:

    You know I bet it works to.

  8. eirrom says:

    I just realized you get your choice of the soda or candy, not both! Wow, that is even more pathetic.

  9. EndlessMike says:

    Sweet, looks like I.P. Freely, SS# 999-99-9999, at 123 Fake St. is getting a new credit card!

  10. doglover1 says:

    What an embarrassing tactic to get new customers. Sad sad sad

  11. u1itn0w2day says:

    Let’s see,free bottle of soda for my social security number,drivers license number,home address,date of birth and more points on my credit score.Hmmm….What do they do-turn up the heat so you’re thirsty or what?

  12. Keat says:

    At least they aren’t giving out crappy t-shirts like they do on college campuses.

  13. hevensxj says:

    it should be a 2 litter not a 20 ounce i work at a kmart